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Name: Donny Age: 18 Sex: if u can\'t tell by the name get off my page Random shit: I\'m no \"Grammar Nazi\" but I try to use proper grammar or common abreviations. Correct me if u want it doesn\'t bother me If u start ur comment/reply with the word \"actually,\" or something similar ur probably a douchebag
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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 October 2010 05:55 / United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 23 November 2010 09:32 /

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

By snoozlagist - / Saturday 30 October 2010 04:52 / United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 October 2010 01:21 / United States

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

By Username / Friday 29 October 2010 23:15 / France