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HopelesslyCiara5

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HopelesslyCiara5

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15778
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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HopelesslyCiara5's favorite FMLs

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20313) - you deserved it (264024)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

#681021
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (191518)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (137060)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (304604)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54950) - you deserved it (102125)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

#271640
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13473) - you deserved it (135733)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (506600) - you deserved it (48635)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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