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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (9870)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31408) - you deserved it (5333)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10050) - you deserved it (39896)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (5812)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25478) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33255) - you deserved it (9710)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14775) - you deserved it (41891)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (7121)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (21880)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15777) - you deserved it (65605)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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