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by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML
by troublewithbleach / 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by carolinagirl / 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by unwanted / 03/19/2011 at 5:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by nick / 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by youshitme / 03/01/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML
by MBC / 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Money
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
by peedonme / 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 4:54am / Work
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek