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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML


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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML


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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML


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On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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