Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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Top comments
GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
advent2060 4
Well to be honest that sucks but at the same time I can't help thinking how awesomely funny that is not sure what to vote, least u got a funny trip story now :)
AmyPond17 33
I'm not so sure having my car totaled would be "funny" to me.
TogeBara 12
If you were high while driving, YDI. If you were just out minding your own business and not driving then FYL I need more info to say either way, but really op...drugs?
Denizzje 5
And you don't care about the other person driving under the influence of a socially accepted, legal drug called alcohol but rather criticise the OP's Acid experiment? ;)
uniquechic21 12
Why does everyone keep assuming everyone who says YDI thinks the drunk driving is ok? The FML is not about the drunk driver. He didn't post the FML. Just because someone think the OP deserved it, they might still think the drunk driver is wrong.
TogeBara 12
You sir, are correct. The drunk driver deserved it, BUT I also feel that if the innocent here (OP) was high, they deserved it too (only if they were in a moving vehicle). I'm not forcing my opinions out there, I don't drink. My girl drinks and I am the designated driver for her and her friends. (doesn't bother me) I am against any form of DWI/DUI and I made my opinion clear. This fml was not about the other guy, and neither was my comment.
rg350dx 29
If #6 didn't even read it and just made a random comment, that was a pretty damn good guess about what the FML was.
Poetaster 10
Driving on acid. Not too bright eh?
assassinbanana0 20
Reading the FML wrong, not to bright eh?
KingCeltic77 18
I find this kind of ironic. You're under the influence and you get screwed by someone else under the influence.
Kolden 11
It'll be a good story one day.
boobsarefun 4
how is it his fault? he wasn't harming anyone and he was being responsible about it. anyone who says YDI cause u tried acid is a dumbfuck. who cares?! it's his decision not urs
brittyboo123 35
And the cop didn't ask if you were on anything?!
roxy15_fml 8
WOW can you say dumbass
Axel5238 29
Also even though the OP was tripping with a friend and being safe about it, if the cop suspected the OP was on something they easily could've been forced to submit a drug test and a search.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
That's not actually true. If the OP wasn't doing anything other than sitting in camp and was not under eighteen when her car got totaled than it doesn't matter if she's impaired. It is not illegal for you to INGEST illegal drugs, only for you to POSSESS illegal drugs. Once you've ingested them you no longer possess them. The chances are good that they took whatever acid they possessed already and the cop can't do a damn thing to them.
ctina 15
I feel better informed now, 123. And I'm not being sarcastic. If not for drug tests at work, I would so use this information.
dreadlocks 7
Acid cannot be detected by a drug test