Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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Top comments
GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
Thorvald22 17
Stop the hate you guys, goddamn. How is it anyones fault that their parked car got hit by a drunk driver? Ive had to talk to cops on acid before and its not easy, kudos to you OP.
xXBrennanXx 5
the second i read the part about you doing acid i wished i could hit the ydi button more than once
XSimpleDesignX 18
Are you honestly mad someone was driving drunk while you were on an acid trip? **** everyone else's life on the road at that time. At least the idiot crashed into another idiot, and not some innocent person.
emilycardona7 18
ydi for driving while on drugs. keep that shit under control.
nikster56 11
YDI for doing drugs.
cutiegroove 10
If you were driving the car while on acid, YDI. If you were simply experimenting with drugs in the woods and your car got totalled independently, then FYL!
ladycoco8 20
People compare alcohol to drugs all the time, but I find they don't really go hand in hand. I mean, yeah, they both mentally **** you up, but there's a reason alcohol has an age requirement, and it's legal. Majority of drugs are not legal and there's reasons for that. Yeah, yeah, caffeine is a drug. I got it. That's why I said the majority of them are illegal.
rgetting 24
Ydi
SwoopingEagle 20
" Today, I tried acid..." Yeah an instant YDI.