Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Do not attempt this at home, or on the road
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
Ambient25 24
"Don't you touch that! If you touch that I will rape you in the ******* face m'kay!" hahaha
SuperDanielNL 23
Alcohol apparently...
omg36 7
Damnnnnn that's so shitty, talking to a cop on acid would be so ****** up :/ sorry your first acid trip was no bueno.
thatkidhesh 11
Probably the Gods telling you that acid is a no-go. YDI for acting like a kid OP.
alliewillie 22
"Today, I tried acid..." YDI. Didn't even have to finish reading.
narkill 13
You and every other self-righteous asshole on here.
mfmylifesrsly 29
I'm probably going to get thumbed down but I don't think he deserves it just because he tried it; many people like to try a drug once to see how it is.
Lacist 19
#100 By that logic everyone wants to try synthetic street cocaine at least once right? Not saying acid is super dangerous but not everyone has that tendency because they are safer than that.
rocker_chick105 31
110- did you miss the word "many?" She didn't say all people.
Denizzje 5
If you have a brain, you stay off drugs like Heroine, crack, meth and all that shit. Some drugs can be perfectly used in moderation. I do not have the urge to do shrooms every day for example, but they are a fun and interesting once in a while experience. And alcohol can be quite a destructive, addictive drug as well, but can be used in moderation perfectly if you are not a total idiot.
infamoushack 10
M'kay mr Mackey m'kay
Fuhkyoo 17
wow 117 you just took the text right out of my fingers
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
Grow up, expanding your mind is a good goal
TheMathMajor 26
I don't know if I would ever try acid, but I think it's a life goal of mine to try pot brownies once just to see what it's like, haha. If you put yourself in a safe situation I don't see anything wrong with being curious about a pretty harmless and non-addictive drug (though I don't know anything about acid so I have no idea if it is either of those). So based on how this FML is coming across to me, I don't think OP deserves it.
tjv3 10
OP you are an idiot
horneyhic 15
Acid is both non destructive and non addictive when pure and it takes a rediculus amount to OD something like 3000x the normal dose how this is only true if its pure something which cannot be tested on the street
pitchperfecto 1
Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.
Ambience138 11
I'd be up for some synthetic street cocaine.
iCherryPanda 12
#65 Oh my goodness. I did the same thing
generalasskicker 12
@170 Expanding your mind that's a good idea telling someone to grow up is a bad execution of it.
AestheticGuy 21
There are so many pathetic dumb comments on here about the LSD its ridiculous. Please just shut up. A drunk asshole smashing into your car is not an effect of LSD, especially if your sitting out in a safe environment like a private camping area. FYL OP, and sorry for all the kids that got onto the comment section. They shouldnt even have FML accounts if they're under 13.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
Damian95 16
Either way this is a good lesson about why not to do drugs
Denizzje 5
Yes because everytime you take drugs a suicidal driver plunges into your car.
Mossears133 15
Yes, but every time you take drugs it DOES completely **** up your brain and everything else!
Denizzje 5
Indeed, it makes you smash into cars while driving as your brain is no longer functioning as it should. :)
RenosShark 8
No it doesn't? Everything in moderation can be fine on your body. It would be dumb if he took a lot but to do it occasionally has almost no affects on your body or brain. People just assume cause its a "drug" that you will get addicted and you will have lingering affects like brain damage but do a little research and you will find out. Our body's are amazing in what they can handle and how they recover.
baref00tmama 15
That's enormously untrue. There are plenty of things that can kill you in even the smallest increments. As for LSD, while it isn't likely to cause physical brain damage it can certainly cause psychological harm.
monnanon 13
renoshark that is beside the point. why put your body in harms way just becuase it will recover or it will only have lasting damage if you do so much. drugs are different to everyone. for some one bad trip and hey presto life long problems. other people barely get high. dont try to justify a dangerous substance because younhave had no ill effects. oh and antifreeze is blue.
SonOfAMitch 14
Hey #58 - that's not true at all. Some people's bodies can have horrible reactions to their first time drug use - someone could take acid once and it could fry their brain - and someone else could take it and be just fine.
MiGman 5
167 you can get blue or green anti-freeze as well as coolant in those colours too
horneyhic 15
Physiological harm has never been proven from LSD it was accually invented as a physiatric drug
horneyhic 15
Anti freeze is Green, Red, Purple, Yellow or Pink depending on the chemical compition and the manufaturer but it is never blue that is windshield washer fluid
newyorkcityguy 9
Not at all. Many famous people used LSD as motivation throughout the 20th century. It has no ill physical or psychological effects in moderation.
generalasskicker 12
Couple of things here didn't you just down a substance just because you don't like it? So shut up if you have nothing non-hypocritical to say. Also if people never did something that put themselves in harms way the world would probably be a much worse place I can almost guarantee America wouldn't exist.
baref00tmama 15
There are many documented instances of LSD causing psychological harm. People have been known to exhibit symptoms of PTSD after bad trips, for instance. Just because something is unlikely to kill you doesn't make it a good choice.
dallaschloe2 15
It probably was. coolant perhaps?
hemz_fml 13
You were trying acid for the first time? I hope you weren't expecting any sympathy and saying it was your first time doesn't make it any better but worse because you hadn't tried it before so you didn't have a certain dependence to it so you're just stupid.
MyNameIsViet 15
Acid what you did there!
Jasper1405 16
I wish I could click the YDI button more than once...
Mr_Satan 11
Why? Op was out camping, where they aren't gonna be hurting anybody. What's wrong with that? It's a hell of a lot more responsible than driving drunk.
boobsarefun 4
I wish I could thumb down ur comment more than once u piece of shit
\ 28
#104, no need for assholeness.
Jasper1405 16
The drunk driver doesn't exactly deserve a medal for his actions either, if anything he was acting even worse by endangering others, but you know that you are always tasking a risk when you try stuff for the first time.
CrookedCook 14
#164 you don't always need to risk a life just because you try something for the first time. believe it or not, you can take a drug responsibly to a certain degree. if you're going to try something, it's always recommended to take it with those that you trust and care about you and making sure someone is in charge of the keys. while I personally don't find acid to be an acceptable recreational drug, at least he was camping away from people, and I wouldn't say ydi because the drunk driver was out of his control.
Mr_Satan 11
I want to try acid at somepoint. As far as I know, it's basically like potent shrooms. And I love me some shrooms every once in a while. Best time of the few, I ate 7 grams, layed down on the couch with some Jimi Hendrix ready to go when it kicked in (best way I can describe the two together is like riding an emotional rollercoaster surrounded by a fog of contentment), relaxed, and enjoyed. Though, I will say, for anyone who's epileptic, psychadelics are most likely a very, very, very bad idea. You don't hallucinate, but colors are enhanced, and and pretty much anything you look at will be moving in some way.
perdix 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's sad that the drunk is the only one who will get ticketed for Driving Under the Influence, when you were probably impaired equally or worse.
BobbieH 19
It doesn't say he was driving. Its more likely he was sitting around a campfire, at a campground, tripping balls when the drunk hit his parked car. Suggesting he should be ticketed for partaking in acid, while safely sitting at camp is awfully judgmental. How is it worse than drinking or smoking weed? Different high and not as socially acceptable but no more dangerous or harmful, especially to others.
boomer1986 8
he was camping while tripping on LSD. the only danger he posed, was to himself. luckily the drunk driver smashed into his empty car and not a tent full of kids. asshole.
griff8901 7
I do not think you know how alcohol works or the effects it has on people ....
Voij 16
There are about 5 different types of "drunks". You have the quiet drunks, the loud drunks, the sleepy drunks, the angry drunks and the overly touchy drunks. Most of them are completely harmless, so long as they don't drive or operate heavy machinery.
RenosShark 8
Usually if they have a bad trip, they took to much, or they aren't in a good setting where they feel comfortable, or they just aren't in a good mental state to take Psychedelic drugs.
perdix 29
#94, no, I was just hungry and his nose looked like a pickle!
baref00tmama 15
No. He was on bath salts. Whole different animal.
kikiray 3
You are wrong. He was on "bath salts"
Flowsidon 6
No it was bath salts
hashshim 23
Actually that was just propaganda. His autopsy showed that he didn't have any Bath Salts in his system, you can look it up for yourself.
chelseaaababyyy 17
148 is right. The autopsy showed he only had marijuana in his system, no trace of bath salts.
holeyman 8
I agree. I don't see how acid caused his car to get smashed. This situation is not his fault?
horneyhic 15
Alcohol also makes u beat ur wife and Childern or as you put it "attack people"
Voij 16
126, I want to congratulate you on not knowing the difference between the phrases "Most of them" and "All of them". If you'd care to try and read my post again, you'd probably notice that I listed 5 types of drunks, only one of them posing obvious threat and thus clearly not being part of the "Most of them" group. [Hint: It's the "angry drunk".]
horneyhic 15
No that was bath salts a new designer drug
horneyhic 15
If he didn't have some kind of designer drug in his system that's accually scarier then he the first of the zombies
generalasskicker 12
Calm down he said most of them are harmless. A drunk who beats someone or does something violent wanted to do it anyway.
dangermouse2990 19
Uh no alcohol is way worse than acid, just not stigmatized the same. Never met someone with seizures and shakes from acid.
aruges93 12
Ydi for doing something stupid
Denizzje 5
And the drunk driver wasnt stupid?
cieloalicia 16
They didn't say that.. Op and the drink driver deserve it.
SuperDanielNL 23
How is it his fault that a drunk driver hit his car? It doens't say he is driving, so why can't he enjoy a trip whilest camping?
Jemm_fml 29
*whilst. I'm sorry, I'm not a grammar or spelling nazi but you need to know how whilst is spelt. (note: 'spelt' is acceptable and also the past participle of spell, in the UK English Dictionary). Two lessons in one.
SuperDanielNL 23
Gee thanks, I love learning stuff. Especially from internet strangers with profile pics which only make sense on a thumbprint dose of acid.
Jemm_fml 29
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
molzipan 16
You just failed even harder for trying to insult someone's profile pic without knowing where it's from. That's Klinger from M*A*S*H!
Jemm_fml 29
Oh thank goodness. I was afraid no one would know where he was from. That would have broken my heart.
melbournearsenal 18
It doesn't say that he isn't driving though either #8
Jemm_fml 29
Grammar Hitler? I Sounds kinky. I can dig it. *eyebrow wiggle* I clarified spelt because I've seen people get verbally reamed for using it right here on FML.
SuperDanielNL 23
Well run off and have a cookie, you've earned it.
ilovefall10 21
Let me make this clear and easy to understand. 1.You're an idiot. 2. Acid is bad. 3. You deserve it. There! Easy as pie!
miyaviichan 27
1. No context 2. No context 3. No context Sound reasoning, my friend.
Mossears133 15
37- She was stupid enough to do acid, that's all the context you need with completely sound reasoning.
elgordogrande1 11
Wanting to experiment doesn't make you stupid.
ApollosMyth 22
56, why is doing a drug while in the middle of nowhere and not driving bad enough that the user deserves to have his car totalled? I realize that you disagree with drugs, but if it isn't hurting anybody who are you to judge him?
singer0421 32
#66 - wanting to experiment can lead to a consistent harmful action, do why try it in the first place? #82 - I don't think anyone here's judging him as a person but rather suggesting he doesn't partake in acid again.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
88 - 9 clearly said 'you're an idiot.' Sounds judge mental to me.
love_me_electric 20
88 - You realize acid isn't addictive, right?
FightMyLiger 19
For everyone wanting to pass judgement on OP for doing acid in the woods... Ask your parents what their spirit animal is.
newyorkcityguy 9
He wasn't driving when his car was hit, you imbecile. I guess you're going to tell me anybody who has tried alcohol before is also an idiot? Because it's actually much more harmful.
escobar07 10
What a trip huh
Jemm_fml 29
I hope your car was parked when this drunk driver crashed into it. If not, you're a total moron for endangering your life, your friend's life, and whomever else you would have passed on the road.
lilhellian 26
Who said op was driving? I imagined it as they're sitting by a fire when it happened.
Jemm_fml 29
That's why I said 'if'. IF is a powerful word. Did you not notice it? Why say that I should be unsure after I've already said it myself? I'm low on coffee and mad at you because you're a bad person and should feel bad. My deprivation makes it difficult to see you for the beautiful flower that you are. I was wrong. You're my everything. Would you marry me?
ohhhsnapple 14
Jemm...you're my new favorite.
Jemm_fml 29
Aw, I love you too.