Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
ShakeDisPlace 10
Well at least you were trippin major ballsack OP! it's unfortunate what kinds of things happen now days.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Don't do too much drugs OP :/ I can't have a go at you for trying it but remember what they teach you at school... Drugs = Messed up brain + Prison/Jail
Denizzje 5
Only certain drugs give you a messed up brain. Certain drugs you shouldn't even think of using. I am sure you can think of those. I never tried LSD as I find it scary ( I prefer shrooms) but you sure as hell won't **** your brain with it in just a few times. And that you go to jail is because of the stupid law, not the drug itself. Hell, in the USA you even go to jail for a plant which grows in the wild (Cannabis) in some states. Glad I live in the Netherlands. :)
tyler_mcdolan 10
Why would you drive under the influence of acid?
mysterion115 14
he wasnt he said they were camping so he was probably doing the acid then have a nice night under the stars
AnxietySlave 9
It's messed up how many claim he deserved it. So because he used drugs, he deserved some guy totalling his car, wich he was not driving??? Ignorant bunch of *******. Drugs arent a good thing.. But this guy didnt deserve getting his car totaled, just because he tried something out...
tomgun_fml 16
I don't think people want him to die but he did have it coming for him.
iwadasn 32
She made a stupid decision, and then she had to face the negative consequences of that decision. She deserves it.
kidrauhlsimpson 8
That's why you don't do drugs
pinguino3669_fml 23
The drunk driver could've been you, only drugged up; take this as a lesson and go clean. It could save a life :)
Axel5238 29
I've had friends that considered themselves recreational users stuff like pot and other things. They didn't consider it a drug and or didn't consider it as bad compared to drinking and they eventually slid down hill. Lot of them started as weekend users, but after a while were getting it worse and worse because it's not like they were drinking it isn't as bad so what could happen?. They started doing it more and more I've had to cut off too many friends to their "recreational use" got worse.
pinguino3669_fml 23
You're proving my point. Giving in the to constant urge, whether medical or recreational, to use drugs or drink can have severely negative effects on a persons's life--both physical and social.
Axel5238 29
I know, my idea wasn't to disagree with you. People tend to view it differently because "it's not as bad". I agree it won't kill you or anywhere close, but because of that people don't treat it like it's something that could endanger others if someone was stoned while driving. I actually had a former friend tell me smoking a bowl or 2 before driving was the same as having 2 beers with a meal at a restaurant and affects you just as much. I don't care if someone smokes a few bowls on the weekend and plays COD, but the mentality that goes with it I'm not a fan of and it seems like this thought is becoming more common.
SuperDanielNL 23
Hugs on drugs?
Bluemonster3 26
Well, drugs are bad.
AnanaSoof 11
This FML led to one big fight! I feel sorry for you OP. The green stuff is never good!
sassy2085 16
Driving while under the influence whether it is alcohol of other substances is stupid. This time you crashed into each other next time it might be a innocent family. YDI