Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
pitchperfecto 1
Take advice from fat Amy, "Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not. " But hope you're okay.
WhiteCrimson 23
Dude, you must have been tripping balls while you were talking to the cop..... Best you stay away from that stuff man. Its funny and all but that shit gets real. Can cause you to do all kinds of senseless crap.
xgetxbentx 13
Ummm were you driving your car while this happened? If so, you're an idiot. You don't take drugs that make you hallucinate until you reach your safe place. Really you probably just shouldn't do them, but if you're going to, at least be smart about it.
NellyFC35 19
If you were Trippin that hard.....how do you know the whole thing wasn't your fault?...was it really even a drunk driver?...shame shame on you smh
D3ATHZ3RO 15
You are a whole new level of stupid...
chrisdw93 4
While it sucks that your car got totaled, karma kicked for a** for being on acid anyway.
amifaiyaz 12
YDI ×10000
teentee401 36
Today, I tried acid for the first time.... *clicks YDI*
RyanKaufman 7
Wow, this is a YDI because OP did drugs? God forbid people live the way they want to. If OP had slammed into another car, then YDI all the way because the drug caused harm to another. As for this situation, it's needlessly judgmental and downright bullshit that this is getting so much flak. What's next? OP smoked some marijuana and watched their best friend get murdered, but they deserve it because "muh opinions hurr durr"?
amisenho 11
The issue isn't whether or not OP does drugs. From the sound of the FML, she was driving while under the psychological influence of drugs, which, OF COURSE, can't endanger anyone else on the road. Besides, the drunk driver was no more in the right than OP. Unless OP's definition of "camping" is sitting by a campfire roasting marshmallows while someone randomly smashed into her parked car, I have no sympathy for her.
joyce71 5
Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing reading this what a trip that must have been I have been there many times myself enjoy