Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
hannahsnyder69 16
Sad to admit I've done acid. God it's so confusing.
nanner42 13
That's going on my favorites lol
boomer1986 8
ok you bunch of retards. it clearly states that he was camping at the time of the accident. not driving. whether or not he was tripping wouldn't change the fact that a drunk hit his car. just made it worse having to talk to a police officer. you bunch of judgemental pricks act like you have never done anything that wasn't socially acceptable. sucks for you OP. you definately did not deserve it however.
SuperDanielNL 23
Finaly someone here who can get over the acid thing.
dangousity 21
What a dumb woman :)
Merylwen 24
*person
uncommentor 11
*woman
ApollosMyth 22
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Huddisher 10
Smart.
xheathaax 3
Why would you post this? Did to really think you would get sympathy for this? Driving while on acid is probably equally the same as driving drunk or worse. So you deserve it moron.
Shade1982 20
To be honest, it doesn't really say if op was driving, they could have been parked somewhere... It also doesn't say if the op was anywhere near the car. They could have been trying acid near the campfire, while someone crashed into their car on the parking lot...
Denizzje 5
If you were the one driving, you are just as much as an idiot as the drunk driver. If you were just chilling at your camp, well then I hope that you did not get into trouble and I do hope that the drunk driver got into severe trouble for his stupid behaviour. I hate people who think it is a good idea to drive drunk, stoned, or whatever they have ingested which alters their state of mind.
catwho 18
I read it as he was sitting at a campsite when drunk dude hit his car. If so it's funny and an example of why you need a sober guy each time everyone else gets high for stuff like this.
LemonLolly 10
OP, you are beyond stupid
AngrySailor 17
Was it the cop from terminator 2?