Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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Top comments
GuessWhatKids 13
Drugs are bad, mkay.
klc20071989_fml 20
If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.
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Comments (239)
aubreybradt 9
You are all so incredibly ignorant.. I bet you think weed kills too. -___-
XxcaitanatorXx 12
drugs are bad stupid
Slimma 20
Today I tried acid... yeah you deserve it.
Denizzje 5
Nope, she doesn't.
iwadasn 32
183, I'd love to hear you try to justify that statement.
Denizzje 5
Nothing wrong with using a mind-altering drug in the middle of nature - once in a while -. I don't know why everybody here has the urge to whip OP for that, while saying nothing about the real idiot here, the drunk driver. Alcohol is ok, but LSD is fromt he devil? Come on.
newyorkcityguy 9
Maybe if you weren't so ignorant you'd know alcohol is actually worse for your system than LSD? To top it off, OP was not driving when his car was hit. Next you're probably gonna try to convince me that marijuana gives people aids and makes them gay?
o24kristin_fml 4
that sux wasn't even your fault. sorry for the bad trip. haha
Elendil_fml 10
I was tripping on acid a long time ago and had to talk to cops. It sucks. A lot.
BEButterfly 13
Your car was oozing a green substance it's called anti-freeze!
tomgun_fml 16
You deserve it you idiot, don't do acid but I feel bad for you.
irishgal13 5
you're driving while on acid? YDI for being an idiot and you probably had some part in the accident you just didn't know because you were tripping so bad.
jessetrips 1
Wow, it's not like op was being immoral. Acid, what's wrong with anyone trying a little sid? I'm hoping all the commenters waste away from a case of the fuckits, due to there own uninspired, Facebook soaked lives. You go, op, keep stepping on those leprechauns! Boo-yah!
iwadasn 32
If you think the only options in life are facebook or acid, I feel sorry for you.
XSimpleDesignX 18
There's nothing immoral about experimenting with drugs. There is something immoral about experiencing with drugs and driving. Even more immoral to try to bitch when someone just as irresponsible wrecks into you.
aj9090 9
Acid tho?