Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 02:01 - United States - Barberton

Today, I tried to open my two year old car's passenger door to grab a bag of laundry. The handle proceeded to fall off the car with almost no force applied. FML

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By wtf - 24/02/2016 02:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex when I passed out. I came to a few seconds later to find him awkwardly trying to finish. FML.

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By steff14 - 24/02/2016 01:40 - United States

Today, I am working a 3-11pm shift. I work in a hotel at the front desk and I got a call from an outside number requesting to speak to, let's call him Jerry, and I transferred her over to his room. Apparently Jerry's gf was calling and another woman picked up. I might've just ruined his life. FML

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By MikaykayUnicorn - 24/02/2016 01:29 - United States - Blanchard

Today, my friends and family told me, for the hundredth time, that my medical disorder that causes me to be tired constantly and sleep for 12+ hours isn't an excuse to be tired constantly and sleep 12+ hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 01:26 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, at work customers kept politely addressing me as "sir". This would be fine if I was a man. And wasn't wearing tight jeans, or didn't have big boobs. FML

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By K - 24/02/2016 01:14 - United States - Rochester

Today, I found out my sisters fiancé is cheating on her...with my brother. FML.

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By Konnichiwashingston Mr. Fuccboi - 24/02/2016 01:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my landlord's girlfriend found a stray pair of panties in his bedroom. Now he wants me to put them on in front of his girlfriend and pretend that they're mine to convince her that he isn't cheating. He's threatening to kick me out if I don't. FML

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By save my urethra - 24/02/2016 00:55 - United States - New Oxford

Today, I was prescribed medication for my UTI. This medicine requires I drink 64 ounces of water a day so it doesn't crystallize in my kidneys. Every time I pee it burns so bad I'm on the verge of tears. FML

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By notmyjob - 24/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally discovered the source of the awful smell coming from the bathroom in my new house. There was dried urine all over the walls from the previous owners. FML.

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 00:29 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today I heard my flat mate come back from a weekend at home, being all girls in the flat I ran out to say hi in just a bra and pj bottoms. I ran straight into her dad and 14 year old brother. FML.

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By nattiemarie - 24/02/2016 00:18 - United States - Auburn

Today, I get into a heated debate with my parents about Transgender rights. they told me I am closed-minded because I am for Transgenders being treated as equals. FML

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By CompletelyMortified - 24/02/2016 00:17 - United States - Suncook

Today, I had extreme diarrhea that required me to use my best friend's bathroom. I thought I had minimized the rancid smell by flushing twice and spraying down with Febreze. When her Mom got home 45 mins later, she asked what the awful smell was. My BFF never told me she could smell it too.

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By anonymous - 24/02/2016 00:14 - United States

Today, for the first time in months my boyfriend and I have a babysitter and get to have a date night. I told him to decide where we'll go. Now we're on our way to a Bernie sanders organizing rally... Fml

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By owwww - 24/02/2016 00:07 - United States - Los Gatos

Today, my boyfriend and I made a bet. If I Lost, we'd try anal. I still can't sit down. FML.

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 23:44 - United States - Latham

Today, I'm trying to write a long English paper on the one computer in my house while my Mom sits about two feet from me eating crunchy cereal out of the box and is louder than the music in my ears. FML

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By creepy old guy - 23/02/2016 23:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I was Snow White in a volunteer project. An old man asked me for a picture, and I had assumed he wanted one with his daughter, so I said sure. When I got up, he took a picture of me and walked off with his daughters. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 23:30 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I realised I have been single for too long, when I began to watch porn, started to like the girl in the beginning because her story was kindof sweet and then shut it off after getting upset seeing her with another man. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 23:28 - United States - Macomb

Today, in my high school geometry class, I got marked down because I didn't color my notebook 'correctly'. I'm colorblind. FML

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By cereal:( - 23/02/2016 23:17 - United States - Los Gatos

Today, my mom is so senile that when I tried to get a bowl of cereal, she screamed at me saying I'll burn in hell if I take a bite of something that doesn't come straight from the earth. FML.

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 23:17 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my newborn baby was finally asleep long enough for me to sit down and have something to eat. I decided to make some instant noodles. I guess I was so used to making bottles, I poured baby formula all through my last packet of noodles. FML

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By anon - 23/02/2016 23:07 - United States - La Puente

Today, I finally worked up the courage to go into an adult toy shop to replace my vibrator. A drunken toothless bum stumbled in and offered to "show me a good time with that thang". Fml

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By PrincessStarry - 23/02/2016 23:06 - United States - Murrieta

Today, my mom got confused and threw away a notebook containing work from this semester instead of last semester. Worst part, it's trash day. FML

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By trixka - 23/02/2016 22:54 - United States - Canonsburg

Today, on the bus I noticed a strange smell and thought someone on the bus took a fart or something but no. When i got to school i took off my winter jacket and noticed the smell even more. I unzipped my new North Face jacket to find a piece of cat poop stuck to the inside of my jacket.

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By crusheddream - 23/02/2016 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to ask my best friend out. we've been best friends for over 15 years and I've had a crush on him for 8. I got rejected and we just sat there in awkward silence, that is, until he said he was gonna ask me to go rollar skating on Friday night. following up with "as friends" FML

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By AmericanG - 23/02/2016 22:38 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my girlfriend of 13 months told me she in fact never loved me and that she kept me around because I was great use for emotional support. FML

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By DefinitelyNotOKCupid - 23/02/2016 22:33 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my friend was talking about this amazing guy she's been chatting to on an Internet dating site. She kept saying how hot he was. I asked to see. Turns out my boyfriend of 6 months is considered amazing and hot by other women besides me. FML.

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 22:30 - Ireland - Dublin

Today i just bought a second hand car. I handed over the cheque and as i got the keys, i helplessly witnessed the garage door unhinge and fall down, crushing the windshield and the front of my new car. FML

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By aparentlynotboyfriendmaterial - 23/02/2016 22:30

Today I found out via Facebook that the girl I like is now in a serious relationship. We've been together for months until last month after taking her out on her birthday I asked her if she wanted us to be "official". She dumped me right then and there because "it was going too fast" FML

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By The happy birthday - 23/02/2016 22:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, is my 18th birthday. I have a loving family, lots of friends and a great party. Also have been unable to sleep in my bed for a week due to an uncontrollable amount of cat piss. Apparently the cat has a bladder infection and has chosen my bed as its place to relieve itself. FML

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By moneyhungry - 23/02/2016 22:17 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad refuses to get off my bank account. I am 24 years old. FML

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Today, lots of guys my age are confident and in the best shape of their life. I've been working out since high-school. However, since I turned 20, my body has become increasingly injury prone on my joints and tendons from wear and tear. I feel like I'm slowly breaking down and I'm only 24. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

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Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML

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Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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Today, I found out that my partner of 2 years has been lying to me and cheating on me from the beginning of our relationship. The worst part is I don’t know how to confront him because I found out by going through his phone. FML

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Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

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