Nearly FMLs

By xYour_Momx - 03/03/2016 22:27 - United States - New York

Today, my sister told me she was into daddy-dom sex. She's fourteen. FML

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By Perry85 - 03/03/2016 22:26 - United States - Midland

Today, and for the past 3 weeks, I've had to beg people for money to stay in the hotel we are in waiting for our taxes because our old landlord didn't like that I have a service animal. FML

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By monaxx - 03/03/2016 22:20 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, I came home from work and I hear moaning.. I walk up stairs to find my mother and boyfriend having sex... Doggy style.. My boy friend and I also have a daughter so I can't not see him after we break up.., FML

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By bellllla - 03/03/2016 22:19 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me, with my mom. FML

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By ktm1313 - 03/03/2016 22:13 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was in need of toilet paper. I asked my dad if he could grab me some and he replied with, "You should have checked before you began popping." FML

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By brothernotboyfriend - 03/03/2016 22:07 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I was out with someone I hadn't seen in awhile at a restaurant. We were catching up when a girl stormed over, screaming that he was a cheater. She grabbed me by the hair and started slapping me while he and other customers tried to pull her off. He's my brother and they went on one date. FML.

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 21:58 - United States - Boston

Today, at a busy Japanese restaurant, the waitress misheard our orders twice. This wouldn't have been a problem, as it resulted in getting free food, but my mother in law actually said to us that she wondered if it's because the waitress was "too Asian". FML

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By iSamsung - 03/03/2016 21:57 - United States - Chicago

Today, my crush decided to make the first move. By requesting us to sit at opposite ends of the classroom. FML

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By VivaLaEvie - 03/03/2016 21:52 - United States - Alabaster

Today, I realized I live in a state where Trump & Hillary won the primaries. FML.

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By evanmurphy - 03/03/2016 21:51 - Ireland

Today, I was told that the company I work for is closing down in a month. Yesterday, I ordered a new car costing over €20 000, which is now just going to lie in my yard because I won't have enough money to pay for fuel. FML.

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By forfucksake365 - 03/03/2016 21:50 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, While playing soccer during lunch, I put my foot a little to high and tapped my friend in the nose. I automatically apologized and his response was to kick me as hard as he could in the face. Im such a pushover that I still apologized. FML

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By AlwaysStressed - 03/03/2016 21:49 - United States - Smithville

Today, I have gotten so little sleep lately that when I went to talk to my academic advisor for the first time this semester she immediately commented on how tired and stressed I look. When I left, she was upset because I was on my way to class instead of skipping to take a nap. FML.

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By omlmylifesucks - 03/03/2016 21:33 - United States

Today, I was forced to sit with my neighbor and stalker on the bus. The whole ride. For 1hour 15 minutes. He wouldn't stop telling people we had sex. FML

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By Chewie94 - 03/03/2016 21:11 - United States

Today, my wife got pissed off at me for not taking off work early to come fix the internet. FML

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By Firetruck69 - 03/03/2016 20:53 - Canada - Concord

Today, I asked my teacher if our heavily weighted unit test would be open book, since she was very insistent on note taking. She said no, so I left my notes at home to study. On the day of the test, she announced to the class that she had changed her mind. My notes were still at home. FML

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By lmaofuck - 03/03/2016 20:47 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was taking my driving test. Right when I was about to drive into the road, a car going about 60 mph on a 35 mph road almost crashed into to me. Apparently, it was my fault and I failed on the spot. FML

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By Lou - 03/03/2016 20:34 - United Kingdom

Today, at school while painting my work with violet drawing ink, I accidentally spilt the entire brand new pot of ink all over the wooden desk and floor. Those bright purple stains will last for years... FML

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By melspade97 - 03/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I've been on hold for 2 hours and I've been transferred to 30 different people for my new health insurance and they tell me to hold and they'll change my insurance. They answer and say "please take a brief hold while we change your insurance". Just to get disconnected and can't call back. FML

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By shredder217 - 03/03/2016 20:17 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my day to clean the lobby at Wendy's I work at. Wouldn't of been so bad if I hadn't found a pair of moist basketball shorts and underwear on the bench seats. I had to throw them away by hand because we were out of gloves. FML

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By ouch - 03/03/2016 19:55 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while I was sleeping, my boyfriend had a muscle spasm and as a result ended up slapping me hard in the gut multiple times. This happens a fair bit but the difference this time is that I'm still recovering from the surgery I had on my stomach. It hurts to move. FML.

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 19:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend has settled into the habit of referring to my big, jiggly breasts as "peach Jello". He won't stop telling me to face him during sex just so he can get a good look at said peach Jello. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 19:37 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was sitting on a park bench looking at my phone when some kid threw several pieces of bread on my which caused all of the geese in the area to jump on me and attack me FML

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By ReiracsNeve - 03/03/2016 19:36 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Not knowing what to say, I tried to be cool and lean on the wall, only to knock over a $2500 vase.

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By The_Potato_Lord - 03/03/2016 19:29 - United States - Charleston

Today, I threw up all over my U.S. history test. The teacher wouldn't give me a new one. FML

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By AlexR01 - 03/03/2016 19:08 - United States

Today, I found out I have a cyst in my ass that apparently has been forming for over a week without any sign and its going to require surgery to get rid of. Now I'm in so much pain I can't even sit down. FML

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By ladybirdmay - 03/03/2016 19:00 - United Kingdom - Basildon

Today, I came home to find my dad off his face and in my bed with my ex boyfriend. Theres spunk on my pillow. FML.

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By Dripping - 03/03/2016 18:56 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was soaked. How? By sitting in class, taking notes, and being under the fire sprinkler that one of my idiotic classmates hit with a paper ball while trying to throw it in the garbage. We have 10 foot high ceilings and he sits behind me. I don't think he was aiming for the garbage. FML.

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 18:50 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got suspended off the bus for cussing out a 5th grader who called my sister a bisexual whore (which she's not) and I'm grounded for spring break. FML.

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By OMGITSBECKY - 03/03/2016 18:48

Today while in class i drew a picture that took four hours to draw i gave it to my teacher as a gift, as a result he crumpled it up and he threw it away right in front of my face. FML.

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By friendless - 03/03/2016 18:40 - United Kingdom

Today, my group presentation group reduced me to tears after we spent 12 hours going around in circles, they then proceeded to blame me for the entire problem and go to the pub without inviting me. FML

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Today, in the store I work at, I was screamed at multiple times for not staying 6 feet away from everyone. The store is packed, and there is not even 6 feet of free space to work with. FML

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Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML

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Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML

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Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

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Today, I decided it was the perfect day to make Penne alla Vodka. It was also the perfect day to set my kitchen on fire. FML

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