Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 10:24 - Netherlands

Today, I got dumped by the guy I was dating. On the day of my grandfather's cremation. Through text message. Why? Because I got mad at him for trying to force me to talk about my grandfather. 2 days after my grandfather died. FML.

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By andilovehim - 13/03/2016 10:24 - Canada

Today, I went to see a doctor about my unbearably painful periods only to be told it's normal and probably just in my head. FML

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By SkillUpSkillet - 13/03/2016 09:21 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I was forced to resign from my new, well paying job after 3 days due to my disability which has never affected my daily life before. I've been trying to escape Call Center Hell for two years now; I'll probably die here. FML

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By lol - 13/03/2016 08:54 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Tomorrow, my parents are going to figure out that I accidentally sent my sister nudes. FML

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By JellyBalls - 13/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Buffalo Grove

Today, I came closer to sex than I have in months. Too bad it was because of the creepy old customer who thought my giving him of a business card was flirtatious. I'm a 17 year old male FML.

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By TyrantOverSeer - 13/03/2016 07:57 - United States - New Bern

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, I've had feelings for her for a while now, and when I asked her out, she thought I wasn't serious and broke down in tears. I then had to confess my love for her, she then thought I was too serous and wasn't what she needed, FML.

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By miles - 13/03/2016 07:46 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that when I play sound through my headphones, it is loud enough to be heard in the room next to mine, even when I have the volume as low as possible. These are the same headphones I use to watch porn. My sister's and grandparent's room are both next to mine. FML

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By shittysituationlol - 13/03/2016 07:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned the hard way why not to take a shower straight after taking penicillin. Lets just say that wasn't chocolate in my shower. FML.

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By vde - 13/03/2016 06:57 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my wife of 8 years told me I tell her "I love you" way too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I asked my sister to charge my computer overnight because I needed it the next morning. Out of all the empty plugs in my house, she decides to unplug my alarm clock to plug in the computer. I was late for school the next morning. FML.

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By ItWasntMe - 13/03/2016 06:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was woken up by pounding on my front door. When I answered, the FBI rushed in and handcuffed me. I was terrified and utterly confused. Turns out, one of my roommates downloaded some child porn. I had no idea I was living with such a disgusting person.

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By cat-chair - 13/03/2016 06:31 - Hong Kong - Happy Valley

Today, my cat came and fell asleep on my lap. After a while, I felt something wet on my shorts. My cat had peed all over my brand new shorts and the brand new sofa. FML

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By 21 - 13/03/2016 06:27 - United States - Summit

Today, I turned 21. I'm in college and my roommate and their friends are all 19 and told me to buy them all alcohol. I felt uncomfortable since I don't know his friends very well so I told them no. Now none of them will even look at me let alone talk to me. Happy birthday to me... FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 06:13 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I introduced my recently-adopted 14-year-old daughter to her grandparents. My father began to hit on her, and when I later confronted him about it, he just shrugged and said "What? We aren't actually related." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 06:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was sending my crush slightly risqué "have you ever" questions anonymously since she'd asked for some. She seemed to enjoy the questions, but just as I finished asking the most intimate question yet, I realized I forgot to tick anon. FML.

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By ER1C - 13/03/2016 05:53 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I got home only to find my wife in bed with whom she thought was my brother. I don't have a brother, or a wife anymore. FML

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By random1456 - 13/03/2016 05:20 - Australia - Mosman

Today, I sprained my wrist whilst picking a wedgie. FML

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By RoadRageIsABeautifulThing - 13/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a parking spot to get to the zoo. Obviously, much road rage ensued. After finally getting a spot, we walked into the zoo, only to find out it was closing in 30 minutes. FML.

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By TacoMan32 - 13/03/2016 05:11 - Canada

Today, after letting my cousin stay a few nights at my place because she has no other place to go, I caught her stealing money from me. FML

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By me - 13/03/2016 05:09 - United States - Bellingham

My friend left something in my car so asked to take my keys while i was in class to get it. i gave her my keys and 10 minutes later i get a call from her freaking out because she decided to drive my car (manual) and lost control. She wrecked it into an apartment complex mailbox. Now i have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 05:02 - United States - Marquette

Today I wore a short skirt to go see a funk band alone. As I was walking out the door my husband (who'd refused me sex earlier in the day) told me, "I'm embarrassed for you already." FML

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By saltycynic69 - 13/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Bronx

Today, my 6 year old sister tried to steal my blanket, saying it was a tent. I told her it was my blanket. She proceeded to make a ballet box and take a democratic vote among our family, her stuffed animals, and the family dog. I lost by 1 vote and was asked to give her her tent back. FML

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By horrible person - 13/03/2016 04:43 - United States - Darien

Today, I was watching a funny video on my phone, while the rest of my family was watching a sports program on TV. I chuckled at the video, not realizing what was happening on the TV. It was about an athlete who died fighting cancer. My family thinks I was laughing at the athlete. FML.

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By cri - 13/03/2016 04:27 - Philippines - Plaridel

Today, I went out of my room to get food after doing my project. When I came back, my laptop was turned off and I had my progress unsaved. I was still calm because I knew it will automatically retrieve the unsaved files but this time, it didn't. I found out that my dad turned it off. I cried. FML

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By ChilledCheese - 13/03/2016 04:10 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I went to watch some porn. Unfortunatly, the actress looked exactly like my ex, whom I still love. I sat with my pants around my ankles, crying for 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:09 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lost my virginity. I lasted for over an hour, but only because her teeth was scraping my shaft for the whole time. The whole time. FML

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By HylianBadger - 13/03/2016 04:02 - United States - Nashville

Today, I found a pair of my underwear that I hadn't seen in months on the bathroom floor. They were completely covered in very recent shit stains. The only person in the house who could possibly fit them is my step sister. She's 17. Fml

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By poorlysupervised - 13/03/2016 03:46 - United States - Elko

Today, I got fired because I won't date my boss's son. I'm 20 and his son is 15. FML

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By Anynomusisme - 13/03/2016 03:45 - United States - Adrian

Today, I found out my identical sister was pregnant, I asked her who and she didn't tell me. When she finally told me she said "your boyfriend" apparently she tricked him into having sex with her FML.

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By unluckydriver - 13/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I thought I had an Epass to go through the tolls with. Turns out it expired a month ago and now I have $500 worth of tickets to pay. FML

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML

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Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML

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Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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Today, it’s been nearly six months since our state has been on lockdown. My boyfriend the introvert has never been happier. Meanwhile, I, the extrovert, have been bored to literal tears from the lack of human interactions and travel. There’s only so much Netflix and reading I can do. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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