Nearly FMLs

By heartbroken - 05/05/2016 10:45 - United Kingdom - Rayleigh

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years left me, later I found he's cheated on me, with a girl met through his new job, which I encouraged him to get, they've know each other 2 months. They started dating and saying they loved each other the day he moved out our flat. FML

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By Noob64 - 05/05/2016 09:39

Today, a dud on my friend's list just posted on his Facebook page about a girl he has a major crush on, and how he's jealous of he boyfriend. It would be a way better read for me if my girlfriend and I weren't the ones he was referring to. FML

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By I just need a hug - 05/05/2016 09:20 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I was upset and having trouble sleeping so I decided to call my boyfriend of 2 years to ask if I could come over and cuddle to try to get some sleep. He replied with "when I said I was here for you anytime you needed I didn't mean 4 am" complained about being tired, and hung up on me. FML

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By lameplussad - 05/05/2016 09:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, after 5 months of completely no contact, my first boyfriend/love/the person I'd had sex with texted me apologizing, & we continued to talk all day. He'd broken my heart, & I was excited to move on together as friends. He asked for a "low key friends with benefits kind of thing". FML.

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By flammaefata - 05/05/2016 07:56 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I had my first hot pot experience last night. The meal was very enjoyable, but my friends waited until the end to tell me about hot pot associated diarrhea. Now I'm suffering from "Revenge of the hot pot". FML

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By razzledazzlejer - 05/05/2016 07:41 - Canada - Vernon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, four days after giving me a promise ring. He said he doesn't love me anymore. We were happily together for two years, his best friend says he's been seeing someone else. FML

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By This Stuff Is 4011 - 05/05/2016 07:31 - United States - Mcallen

Today, after chasing down a customer to give him the groceries he had left behind, I was thanked with "you needed the exercise anyway." FML.

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By pugwhale - 05/05/2016 07:30 - United States - Tucson

Today, my boyfriend gave me a butt plug for my birthday and told me I needed to get working at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2016 07:28 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, in an effort to find a new hiding spot for my medication from the ever increasing boundaries of my 5 year old, I forgot where they were, and now I'm having a panic attack looking for my panic pills. FML

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By peoplearecheap - 05/05/2016 06:56 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I had to serve a party of 9 annoying people. I bent over backwards for them and answered their stupid questions and had to stay an hour longer. When it came time to pay they tipped me $14 on a $180 Check (8%) I'm a college student trying to pay my bills and tips are my income... FML

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By stretch101 - 05/05/2016 06:55 - New Zealand

Today, my work is so short staffed I am going the work of 3 people. I just got torn a new one for not fixing problems that have been there for several weeks. Anyone could fix them, including my manager. Somehow this is entirely my fault. FML.

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By Animekid117 - 05/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Mesa

Today I had to help my dad's fiancee pay her bills. Not only did I have to dip into my savings to help them out but I also had to give them a good portion of the money from my vacation fund that was going to be used to see my girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away. Now I can't afford the trip. FML

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By mandymoo - 05/05/2016 06:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I have been sick a few days shy of a month. I was starting to feel better then the coughing started. I'm coughing so much and so hard that each time I pee myself a little. Tomorrow's exam will be fun. FML

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By lollyasaurus - 05/05/2016 06:32 - United States - Winchester

Today, I had to call the cops because some drunk asshat decided to break into my gated yard just to chase my cats around while screaming "MEOW". He then tried to run away with one of my cats. I wish I was making this up. FML.

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By Madam Crackalot - 05/05/2016 06:16 - United States - Lake Havasu City

Today, my mom cracked my back so hard that my sternum cracked as well. Breathing has never been so painful. FML

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By Zeski - 05/05/2016 06:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had my military physical, where I needed to strip down, and have a doctor examine everything. EVERYTHING. It was the furthest I've ever gotten. FML

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By bellazsecret - 05/05/2016 06:02 - United States

Today, after our family dog went missing for 3 days, he was finally found; only to run away after 30 minutes of coming back home. FML

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By ITrytoStayClean - 05/05/2016 05:43 - United States - Erie

Today, my roommate graphically described the STD he'd contracted a couple days ago. I asked why'd he tell me this when he said they'd had sex in my bed and I probably should go get tested. FML

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By TerrifyedGirl - 05/05/2016 05:37 - Australia - Warrimoo

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I asked my almost fully mute mother if she could order some food for me because I almost started crying... FML

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By ?? - 05/05/2016 05:15 - United States - Nacogdoches

Today, I found out that I didn't do so well on a wood identification test for my class. when I was telling my boyfriend, he said under his breath, "That doesn't surprise me since you are not good with my wood..." FML

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By gshpigboy - 05/05/2016 05:06 - United States

Today, after deciding we have enough kids and scheduling a vasectomy in 2 weeks we found out my wife is pregnant again fml.

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By WaterBoy - 05/05/2016 05:03 - New Zealand

Today, I came home from school to find my gaming/studying area with water on the walls and floor. If that wasn't bad enough, the garage was also flooded. We have family photos and precious items in those boxes too. This happened in 3 hours of heavy rain while everyone was at school or work. FML.

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By arilsanders - 05/05/2016 05:01 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my teacher yelled at me three times, after she wrote a problem on the board, and when I answered she promptly yelled at me for being stupid and not using my brain, as I explained why I was right, she changed it 2 more times, yelling each time I told her the right answer, FML

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By sosad - 05/05/2016 04:58 - United States - Reno

Today, the man who is the love of my life and whom I have known for over 20 yrs, told me that he can't see us in a relationship but he still wants to remain close friends. FML.

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By Sick and Tired - 05/05/2016 04:39 - United States - Olathe

Today, I have a sinus infection and the flu on top of being 37 weeks pregnant. I realised that I can't sleep on my side or my sinuses clog painfully. I can't sleep on my back or the baby sits in an uncomfortable position that also makes it painful for me. Guess I won't be getting any sleep. FML.

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By Trapgirl747 - 05/05/2016 04:34 - Canada - Manning

Today, I sold my first painting and received $60 and a nice card. I was at school so I had brought the card back to class to open it. We had to work on debates so I shuffled my stuff around a lot and somewhere in between that I lost my envelope with the card and money in it. FML

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By GoldenPorridge - 05/05/2016 04:28 - United States - Oak Grove

Today, I had to tell my abuse story to an officer over phone, so my little sister could get emancipated from my abuser. I was in tears when it ended and I was in such a depressive state that I couldn't finish the essay that was due today. FML

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By emo_gir_lover - 05/05/2016 04:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I've had to clean up after my dog for the sixth time in a row. Who knew just how much shit can come out of a teacup Maltese? FML.

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By dont do it - 05/05/2016 04:23 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my bf has been harassing me for hours to have 1 adderall pill from me, because I have been diagnosed with ADD, so he can hard core focus on his exams. He will not stop talking and distracting me from studying for my exams. FML

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By dontdrinkanddrive - 05/05/2016 04:22 - United States - Midvale

Today, I'm 8 1/2 months in to my 9 month probation sentence and it is my best mates birthday. I reluctantly went to the bar with my friends to celebrate. After a few drinks, I spotted a beautiful woman. I walked up to her and asked if I knew her from anywhere. She's my probation officer. FML.

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Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML

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Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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