Nearly FMLs

By "Heather Frost" - 06/04/2017 05:11

Today, marks almost two weeks past my birthday & 14 years since I've last received a gift. I still have yet to get a present from my boyfriend & my family. FML.

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 05:07

Today I received an email saying that after the 6 interviews I've had over the span of 3+ weeks, I will be competing with others for a spot at a job I've been applying for since last year. FML

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By OHTHEFAMILY - 06/04/2017 01:51

Today, I told my family I didn't want to apply for dual citizenship in Mexico just for college scholarships. Now they think I don't because I'm afraid of getting deported FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 01:02

Today, when the door was closed and I was pleasuring myself, my mother and girlfriend accidentally walked in on me right in the middle of it. I will always remember the expressions on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2017 22:01

Today, I was vacuuming my basement room. The vacuum was so loud that I didn't hear the cute maintenance man jump down into the window-well to clean it. When I turned my head and saw him I jumped about 10 ft and yelled, which caused him to burst out in laughter at me. FML

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By "iarla_ceapaire" - 05/04/2017 18:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today I realised my tablets make me so depressed I become suicidal. They're anti-psychotics. I can either become psychotic, and be a danger to others or be so depressed I become a danger to myself. FML

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By lonelyheart - 05/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Douglas

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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By i did ask - 05/04/2017 03:34

Today, I found out that despite being the most experienced person in my department, I am getting paid less than the new employees who I have trained up. Despite requesting it now, my salary will not get looked into before summer. FML

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By "whydiditdothat" - 05/04/2017 00:32

Today I drove 45 minutes in a snow storm to see my boyfriend. He meets me at our usual spot gets his car stuck, I get out to say hi. He dumps me and I left him there stuck. I drove 45 minutes in the snow to get dumped.

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By Broken - 04/04/2017 23:58

Today, I found out that I have broken my roommate's laptop. I accidentally spilled lemonade on it after moving my laptop and knocking a cup over that was hidden behind it. My roommate hates me now... FML.

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By Red handed - 04/04/2017 16:13 - United States - Hanover

Today.. I received a free Playboy in the mail.. This would have been great, if it weren't sent to my work address and delivered to my desk.. Fml

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By Yusquad - 04/04/2017 22:00

Today, I took my daughter on vacation. I wanted to surprise her by bringing her favorite uncle with us. At the airport, my daughter and I met with him. My daughter started bitching and threatened that she wouldn't board the airplane until I got rid of him. She's 21. FML

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By A good brother - 04/04/2017 07:00 - United States - University

Today, I found out that my aunt has suggested to the rest of my family I'm a pervert, just because I agreed when my 4-year-old sister was scared to use a public bathroom by herself, and asked me to come with her. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2017 01:54 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, I arrived home to my dad waiting for me in the living room with a contraception pill box he'd found in my room, he didn't know I was sexually active until now...Im 18 and FML

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By donutcallmethat - 03/04/2017 09:15 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my husband came to bed late and buried me in all of the extra blankets. It was so heavy that I couldn't move. Then he shanked me with his overgrown toenails. FML

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By "irishgirleen" - 03/04/2017 12:39

Today I'm on bedrest with a ruptured disk in my neck. The WiFi is out since Friday and we won't get a new router until weds.. The TV is connected to the Internet with a smart box.. Looks like I'll be ploughing through the "when I have time" books.

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By Intern - 03/04/2017 11:35 - Germany - D?sseldorf

Today and for the next 5 months, I'm an intern in a small company. I'm friends with some of the people here, including the boss. Now the Boss wants to have a relationship and is crazy for me. But since I said no the next months are going to be hell for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I came home to find that one of my roommates had taken the curtain, along with its railing, off the window in our living room because we kept forgetting to open the curtain for her plants in the morning. FML

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By lonely in the dark - 02/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my best friend decided to leave our holiday early so she could go to a concert she doesn't have tickets for. FML

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By Justanotherday - 02/04/2017 12:00

Today, it's my birthday. Not only did my girlfriend not buy me anything, I also found out when she said she was taking me out for dinner, she really meant that I was taking her out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Winsford

Today, I had my first meltdown while trying to park my car. No matter what I did I kept getting closer and closer to the Bentley parked next to me. When i finally gave up and tried getting someone to help, I couldn't get the door open. I started to cry. FML

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Son, I am disappoint.

By Anonymous - 01/04/2017 04:00

Today, I found out that my favorite employee doesn't actually like his job at our company. He confessed that he's working here just to use the routine drug test policy as a way to stay clean. FML

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By Family Show - 31/03/2017 16:58 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to hang out and said he had a surprise for me. I was wearing a tshirt with a small lace bra underneath. By the time I arrived, it had started raining, and my shirt became see-through. I knocked on the door to be greeted by his whole family waiting to meet me. FML

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By Casuallydying - 31/03/2017 21:31 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I found out why I still haven't got a key for the restaurant where I work at so I can get in and open up. My boss gave away the key I should have gotten to the new hire that does neither of those things. She refuses to make any more copies. FML

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By TeacherLady - 31/03/2017 18:00

Today, I had to listen to a high school student describing how lame his spring break was, because the only fun thing he did was go scuba diving and parasailing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2017 17:08

Today, I was babysitting two kids, and when I arrived at the house one of the kids said, "Oh look, an emo!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2017 16:00

Today, in English class, we were swapping essays with people and filling out peer reviews for marks. The essay I'm reviewing is written by a French man whose English is so broken, I can't read it. All I can write about his work is how I don't understand it, making me look like a dick. FML

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By kids are literally demon spawns - 31/03/2017 12:00

Today, my friend brought her kid over. The second she walked out of the room, her kid turned to me, rolled her eyes into the back of her head and pointed at me. Only 5 more hours until they leave. FML

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By No one is bulletproof. - 31/03/2017 16:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that everyone in my music class got set an half hour session with a professional to help them improve their original compositions. I'm the only one who's not in a group and working by myself and didn't get set a session. FML

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By Pennysaver - 30/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Metairie

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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Today, I've told my boyfriend several times that my toothless grandma can only eat pureed foods, but likes any kind of soup, "as long as there's no meat in it." Guess what was his idea of a gift for her when meeting her for the first time? A steak. FML

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Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML

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Today, after extensive tests due to pregnancy-related issues, I've been told my diet must change. I can no longer eat salt, sugar, gluten, or meat, and lactose is questionable. The doctor hopes it will end after the birth. Seven months to go. FML

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Today, I realized that the only thing that relieves my chronic facial pain is vaping CBD. I previously was very vocal about how much I hate smoking and vaping. My kids think I'm a hypocrite. FML

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