Today and for the next 5 months, I'm an intern in a small company.... - FML

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By Intern - 03/04/2017 11:35 - Germany - D?sseldorf

Today and for the next 5 months, I'm an intern in a small company. I'm friends with some of the people here, including the boss. Now the Boss wants to have a relationship and is crazy for me. But since I said no the next months are going to be hell for me. FML

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