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By donutcallmethat - 03/04/2017 09:15 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my husband came to bed late and buried me in all of the extra blankets. It was so heavy that I couldn't move. Then he shanked me with his overgrown toenails. FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 5 April 2017 19:56

This kills more people than you'd think. So now the question is: prank, honest mistake, or sneaky murder attempt? (I'm kidding- it's pretty unlikely he was actually trying to murder you.)

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 5 April 2017 19:56

This kills more people than you'd think. So now the question is: prank, honest mistake, or sneaky murder attempt? (I'm kidding- it's pretty unlikely he was actually trying to murder you.)

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