Nearly FMLs

By Gracie - 13/09/2017 23:56

Today, after thousands of dollars in medical tests trying to diagnose if the large black spot on my husbands bollocks was something serious what did it turn out to be, a giant ingrown hair. FML

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By Upset wife - 13/09/2017 23:29

Today as every day my husband fought with me again because i asked him to get a job , its been almost 3 years of marriage and he has never tried to get a job or contribute with money , im the only one making it and he dont even try, i cant do this anymore FML

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By "CB1Fifty" - 13/09/2017 23:25

I got a snap from a fellow cop saying he made meth in a training class. I responded by taking a picture of me pissing. Instead of sending it to him, I accidentally posted it to my story saying "cool, I made a piss" & it got 30 views (mostly family & coworkers) before I caught my error and deleted it

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 12:01 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, after several days of exercising and changing my diet, I felt pretty good about the progress I made. Until I found out I was unintentionally giving myself a cleanse, when I ended up sharting myself. FML

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By Guest - 13/09/2017 18:07

Today... I found out my dad went to India to get remarried and didn't tell me. My mom who is in the USA wanted to get back together with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 17:57

Today I was told I could go back to school for the degree I want....but with all my aid I would still be 4000 short. FML

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By Chris - 13/09/2017 17:38

So a plumber "fixed" my toilet while I was at work yesterday. Woke up to get a shower this morning and there water was running under my bathroom door.

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By hazeblaze - 13/09/2017 16:07

Today, we wanted to smoke a joint in a park close to the school we go to. Shortly after, two guys, about the same age as us and dressed normally, walked towards us. We were thinking they wanted to buy some. Turns out they were undercover cops. FML

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By Mrs.Doingstuff - 13/09/2017 10:16

Today, I had gas very badly. I was driving ,when I got a terrible fart pain being alone in the vehicle, I let it go. Little did I know i was being followed by a cop, who was pulling me over . As he approached, I rolled down the window and he asked me "what died in here?!" FML

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By Ohfortheloveofall - 12/09/2017 23:15 - United States - Cody

Today, my son was diciplined in school because he was caught talking about his birthday party with the only other student who will be there. This violated the "everybody or nobody" policy. The student he was speaking with is his twin sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 05:58

Today, I came home from work early and found my GF in bed with my roommate. When we started dating she told me she was "saving" herself for marriage. Apparently, they got married while I was at work.

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By I'm 29, Who's Your Daddy? - 13/09/2017 05:15

Today, I found out on ancestorydna that I have a half brother I never knew about. Looking at my results I also found out what I thought was my full blood brother that I grew up with is also a half brother... My mom died two years ago and now I have to tell my daddy he's not my biological dad...FML

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By I'm 29, Who's Your Daddy? - 13/09/2017 05:11

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By "Tia Wallace" - 13/09/2017 02:48

Today my boyfriend and I had to drain our bank account to pay his exe's water shut off bill, and electric bill. He works 90 hour a week and I work 50 hours a week and we have to take cans back for food. We can't refuse, she has his 8 year old son as a legal hostage. FML.

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:42 - Canada - Newmarket

Today I added my crush who I had met over the summer on snapchat. We went to the same camp from July until the end of August. After I sent him streaks he replied "Who are you again?" FML

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By hazeblaze - 13/09/2017 00:47

Today, I've tried to start a conversation with my co-worker by telling her a joke. I went for an epileptic joke. Of course she's an epileptic. FML

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By Jules - 12/09/2017 23:59

Today on the first day of school I threw up... it wouldn't have been that bad if it wasn't on my teacher... in the middle of class

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By Nina - 12/09/2017 23:22

Today, after months of waking up covered in hives looking for bugs, the pest control confirmed that we have bed bugs. I was the only one with bites and everyone thought it was my combo of allergies, anxiety, and OCD. Turns out bed bugs will favor one host and even follow them into other rooms. Fml.

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By "sivanna" - 12/09/2017 05:30

Today, I found out two weeks after I gave birth to our third child, my husband cheated on me with the whore next door. did you know yeast infections can be transmitted via sex? my doctor just informed me the hard way.... FML

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By hopeless - 11/09/2017 20:31 - United States - Irving

Today, I told my boyfriend about how my childhood friend got married in Las Vegas. He replied with how he wouldn't mind getting married there....THEN he quickly assured me that he won't be getting married until he is "old." We've been dating for 3 years.

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By bigdickdowhatnow? - 12/09/2017 01:34

Today, I almost lost my virginity. I would've, had it not been for the fact that what I thought was a woman was actually just a very convincing transgender. FML

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By Lonestar - 11/09/2017 23:27

Today I dropped off my best friend of 20 years at the airport because he moved to Turkey, just to come home to my boyfriend telling me he just applied for a job in Dubai. We currently live in Germany. FML.

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By Nihilist - 11/09/2017 12:10 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, at 20 years old, I found out I have shingles. On the way back from the doctor, I got into a car accident which totalled my car. So now I'm in pain because of shingles and have no way to get to classes. FML.

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By stel - 11/09/2017 13:39

Today my cat peed and pooed on me today, while my mum drove us home. We were stuck in the car for 10 minutes with the stench, unable to put the windows down. After I got home I went straight to the shower, but afterwards I realized I had no clothes and had to get them from the car-naked and cold.FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2017 13:31

Today, I spent the night at the guy's house I've been seeing. We have a past, so his mom doesn't know I come over because she's not over everything that's happened between us before. She caught us in his room, I tried to hide and now he's not allowed to have anyone over. He's 25.

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2017 07:06 - Czech Republic

Today, my teacher is wearing funny T-shirt saying: "I'm a teacher, my level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.". Few minutes ago he told me that I'm brilliant. Not sure what to think about it. FML.

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By AblokeNamedSue - 10/09/2017 18:23

Today I helped my brother move. I planned on coming out as gay to him for support when we were alone, only for him to pick up one of his friends for help, would've been great if his friend hadn't gone on a 5 hour rant on how gay people were the devil's minions on the car ride. FML

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By Totally getting fired - 10/09/2017 13:14

Today at work, some guy came to the store and threatened to kill my coworker because he was jealous of my coworkers friendship with his ex. I'm the ex. FML.

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By Lovesick87 - 10/09/2017 11:40

Today, a girl that I've been going out for 6 months just left me. Two months ago she cheated on me and end up pregnant. No, the baby isn't mine, we are lesbians. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2017 06:05 - Canada - Delta

Today, after finally getting scheduled for some much needed hours at work, I caught the flu and had to call in sick. FML

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Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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Today, I got up early for a doctor's appointment and chugged two cups of coffee. Ten minutes before I was supposed to leave, my doctor calls asking to reschedule, which would have been fine had I not cleared my whole day for this appointment. Now I'm too wired to go back to bed. FML

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Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Today, I was surprised to see a little extra cash in my account for no reason. Confused, (and a little concerned about fraud) I called customer service. Turns out my dad had accidentally used the wrong routing number and put the money in the wrong account. So much for that extra $35. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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