Today my boyfriend and I had to drain our bank account to pay... - FML

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By "Tia Wallace" - 13/09/2017 02:48

Today my boyfriend and I had to drain our bank account to pay his exe's water shut off bill, and electric bill. He works 90 hour a week and I work 50 hours a week and we have to take cans back for food. We can't refuse, she has his 8 year old son as a legal hostage. FML.

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GustoGusso 3

Saturday 23 September 2017 10:31

Then you should A.) Call The police B.) Get a lawyer kick that bitch where it hurts

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GustoGusso 3

Saturday 23 September 2017 10:31

Then you should A.) Call The police B.) Get a lawyer kick that bitch where it hurts

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