Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 25/10/2017 21:08

Today, the boy I’ve been seeing for a few months ghosted on our plans for the third day in a row. When I called him out, he said he didn’t know how to tell me he wasn’t interested anymore and hoped I would just give up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2017 08:28 - Guernsey - Saint Peter Port

Today, I started my first ever job. I was so nervous I threw up all over my shoes in the car, and had nothing to clean them with before going inside. Great first impression. FML

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By Deedee - 24/10/2017 20:18 - United States - Spring Hill

Today I received my performance appraisal. I worked to keep people safe during hurricane Irma for days without sleep. All others in team didn't show up to help because there tended to family. I was upset that I was left without needed help. I have family too. It reflected negative on my review. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 14:30 - United States - Johnson City

Today, my mom asked me when I was going to get married because my sister got married yesterday last year. I’m 20 years old. FML

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By Gamminger - 24/10/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 months moved to another state without telling me. I found out through a mutual friend, who says she thought I would be upset so no one told me. FML

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By "öKANEö" - 24/10/2017 11:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today I was borrowing my Dad's computer to work on a project on Google Docs, I had it sitting on table at my friend's house and when I went to the bathroom. My friend decided to snoop and eventually found a lot of pornography material. His mom caught him and kicked me out. Calling me a perv. FML!

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By khlonnae - 24/10/2017 11:15 - United States - Dayton

Today, I stubbed my toe so hard I broke it. FML

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By Paco - 24/10/2017 17:02

Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me and doesn't feel like she did anything wrong because " I planned on divorcing you anyway". Last night she had said she would love me forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 15:42

Tonight while closing the restaurant I manage, we we're 3 minutes away from locking up amd 15 from going home. Someone came in and ordered 25 burgers. Which included 75 total peices of bacon. We didnt leave for another 45 minutes because of everything we had to reclean. FML.

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 14:04

Saw my crush without a shirt on today, didn't realise I was staring until he yelled out 'like what you see?'. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 13:29

Today, at the start of my HSC exam I didn’t bother turning my phone off because I never (really never) get any texts or calls. Guess who randomly became super popular half way through the exam? FML.

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By halloween_candy - 24/10/2017 12:41

Today, while trying to go to sleep, I found a single Nerd candy that I thought I had dropped hours earlier. It had been stuck in my bellybutton the whole time. FML

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By ForgottenDaughter - 24/10/2017 08:27

Today was my birthday, mom forgot and got upset because my sister took me shopping and didn't invite her. After realizing it was my birthday (2 hours later), she texted me the birthday song. My dad (divorced/remarried) called at 7:30pm, said "Happy Birthday, [my step-mom] just died."

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By Soulpain - 24/10/2017 08:12

Today I met my soulmate, and his boyfriend. FML

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By pinkflair - 23/10/2017 20:33 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was playing around with my new puppy, and it decided that my nose looked very nice to try and jump up and bite. I now have had a bloody nose for 3 hours, and when i came back downstairs my puppy had chewed up my sofa. FML.

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By ThisisHell - 24/10/2017 05:00

Today, while working in fast food, I served a guy the cheeseburger he ordered. He screamed at me because it had cheese on it and he's allergic to dairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 21:21 - United States - Frisco

Today, while my boyfriend was playing with me, I was about to finish and I said “don’t stop”. He then started singing Don’t stop believing and laughed. Talk about mood killer.

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By "ShaolinPandas" - 23/10/2017 21:37 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today I found out this girl in one of my classes that I had been flirting with and getting kinda close to is actually pregnant...and has a fiancé. FML

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By sadface - 24/10/2017 00:50

Today, I'm sitting in the waiting room while my husband screams at our couples counselor about how I make him want to kill himself. He doesn't know I can hear. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 22:15

Today, since her divorce my evil mother in law has spent the last year turning my wife into a younger version of herself. I now live with two shrieking drunken harridans who only talk to me when they are blaming me for all their problems or demanding to know where I’ve hidden my wallet FML

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By Pants pisser - 23/10/2017 11:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking home and got the extreme urge to pee with only a cross walk between me and home. As I waited for the light to change, the need was too strong. I soaked my pants with pee, making a small puddle. I had to cross the street in full rush hour as cars honked at me and laughed. FML

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By TherealShawn - 23/10/2017 16:51

Today, I came home and heard my boyfriend moaning my name. Thinking he was getting horny, I went upstairs to join him. I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend balls deep in my twin brother.

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 13:55

Today, my ex wife is insisting on sending our 5 year old daughter to an extremely expensive private school, and that I should pay all the fees. I already pay her child support, and take care of our daughter half of the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 12:34

Today, not once but twice within two hours I fell out of bed. Now here I am sitting down thinking I am not going back to bed a third time FML.

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By piliseep - 23/10/2017 07:26

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me that he prefers gingers. I'm brunette. But I'm angry because I have had a guy leave me for a ginger in the past. FML

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By old_as_f - 23/10/2017 04:47

Today, one of the grade school kids I was coaching asked me if "all I thought about was work because I'm old." I'm 35. FML

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By Idiot for sneezing - 22/10/2017 20:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while in the bathroom at home, I sneezed. Immediately after sneezing, I heard my mom say "idiot" from the living room. It was just the two of us home at the time. FML

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By Beans. - 22/10/2017 21:15

Today I asked my friends when the party was and they told me it happened days ago and they just didn't notice I wasn't there. FML.

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By "TakenByMusic444" - 22/10/2017 20:03

Today, I was telling my son not play with his plasic pumpkin that I got him for Halloween. He grabbed it and threw it at the window and broke the window. FML.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML

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Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

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