Today while I was waiting for the bus a little old woman hit... - FML

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By Laura - 26/10/2017 19:43 - United Kingdom - Southport

Today while I was waiting for the bus a little old woman hit me on the back of my legs and told me to carry her bags for her. FML

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Leeono 26

Monday 30 October 2017 23:37

Tell her to show some respect and people might be nice! I hate how the older generation just expects respect that is not earned.

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Leeono 26

Monday 30 October 2017 23:37

Tell her to show some respect and people might be nice! I hate how the older generation just expects respect that is not earned.

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