Tonight while closing the restaurant I manage, we we're 3 minutes... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 15:42

Tonight while closing the restaurant I manage, we we're 3 minutes away from locking up amd 15 from going home. Someone came in and ordered 25 burgers. Which included 75 total peices of bacon. We didnt leave for another 45 minutes because of everything we had to reclean. FML.

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