Today, my mom asked me when I was going to get married because... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 14:30 - United States - Johnson City

Today, my mom asked me when I was going to get married because my sister got married yesterday last year. I’m 20 years old. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 27 October 2017 16:19

Yesterday wasn't last year. It's only October.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 27 October 2017 16:19

Yesterday wasn't last year. It's only October.

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