Nearly FMLs

By Emmy - 15/11/2017 17:00

Today, my doctor upped the dosage of my medication and my insurance said the dosage is to high and refuses to cover it FML

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By CircadianDysfunction - 15/11/2017 15:34

Today I woke up past my alarms. I got in my expensive loaner car to hurry to work. It has much more power than i'm used to, and in my haste I backed up a little too quickly. My father also happened to get an expensive new car, parked in the driveway where I usually back up. There go my savings. FML

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By Mac - 15/11/2017 12:32 - United Kingdom - Uckfield

Yesterday, I took my medication for ADD outside of my work. I was questioned by Police as to what the tablets contained, as I didn't have my prescription handy. The medication is called "lisdexamfetamine". They heard "...amfetamine" and proceeded to take me down to the station... in cuffs. FML.

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2017 13:27

I forgot about the 'minor' burn I received at work yesterday. Until I got dressed this morning, and ripped off the blistering, burnt skin while getting dressed...

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2017 12:16 - Portugal - Set?bal

Today, while waiting in my gf's painting studio for her to get ready to go out, I picked up a plastic bottle of water and, being very thirsty, gobbled it. It wasn't until the second gulp that I realized it wasn't really water, but rather clear paint thinner that she hadn't bothered to lable.

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By Sam - 15/11/2017 03:02

Today, I was at a hockey game with a girl that I like. We were randomly shown on the jumbotron screen during Kiss-Cam. She did not give me a kiss, not even a small peck on the cheek. To make it worse, during intermission when I went to the restroom, guys were saying "sorry man" or laughing at me.

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By Sarah - 15/11/2017 01:09

Today I was logged into my mom’s emails to check my grades and saw that a woman emailed her saying that she found her on a dating website and wanted to meet up. My mom has a boyfriend and is straight... FML

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By Doomedwithdifficultpersonalities - 14/11/2017 23:59

Today I found out that my boss at my great new job is just like my abusive dad. We share a tiny office, and he constantly talks down and insults me. FML.

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By TMAN - 14/11/2017 15:06 - United States - Tempe

Today I had a 1 on 1 meeting with my professor scheduled right when I was crashing from a night of studying on adderall and copious amounts of caffeine. Dozed off in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By DatBoiii - 14/11/2017 23:03

My coworker asked me if she could borrow my pen in a hurry. She went to the bathroom and i heard moaning, like hardcore moaning from there. When she got out the pen was wet. I threw it away and never looked at it again

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 11:40 - United States - Seattle

Today I found out I have kidney stones. I'm in emense pain, but my unempathetic boss told our Resident Advisor staff that we have to do more work than we already are doing. I'm in excruciating pain. She told us, no exceptions. FML.

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By "PoorPhoneNinja " - 14/11/2017 19:13

Today I dropped my phone, with lightning reflexes I swung my hand to catch it sending it into my testicles, after which my phone cracked on the floor and my follow through caused me to sack tap myself once more.

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By swervelol - 14/11/2017 18:03

Today, after previously discussing my plans with my dad about transferring colleges and finalizing my paperwork to leave, he sent me a message changing his mind saying we need to "talk". It's already too late to register for winter classes, and I will not have a dorm room in two days. FML

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By Jhay Alejo - 14/11/2017 17:55

Today, my girlfriend asked for $500 and promised to pay me back. Later after work, I discovered she deleted her Facebook account and couldn't call, text or contact her in any way. Her friends and family also blocked me. FML

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By Nevi - 14/11/2017 11:08 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I let my dog go out to do his business... he came back smeared in dog poop... he decided that rolling in his own poop was fun.. at least it's better than skunk...FML

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By Phone bill - 14/11/2017 09:35

Today I finally got my very first smart phone. My dad came in with me so I 'wouldn't get scammed', he also got upsold on buying both a warranty and a much more expensive data plan. So much for not being scammed. FML.

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By desisun - 13/11/2017 23:06 - Canada - Calgary

Today, someone stole my car from my driveway as I went in the house for 5 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 05:14

Today my girlfriend came out and told me that she not only has a thing for a major douche bag at my school, but also my best friend. FML

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By neednudoor - 13/11/2017 22:07 - United States - Emmetsburg

Today, the police raided my home, as they suspected I was part of a string of robberies. I have an identical twin. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2017 23:49

Today, my husband has been on the computer playing WarFrame. He got on at 6:30 AM. It is now 9:00 PM. This happens every weekend, and when I try to pull him off he "hates me just a little more." FML

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By "Stella5127" - 13/11/2017 23:44

Today, in the store, I felt something wriggling in my underwear. I freaked and grabbed it before hearing a distinct "pop'. I ran to the bathroom and dropped my pants only to see green goo and a tangled mass of legs that were once the driving force of the spider vacationing near my bum. FML.

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2017 19:00

Today, my boyfriend and I won $1,000 on a scratch-off, but when he tried to cash it in they told him he owed money to the state so we got nothing. If I had done it instead we would have gotten the money. FML

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By Kats - 13/11/2017 18:53

Today I was a guest at my friends wedding. You know how weddings make everybody sooo romantic?? Well my boyfriend got drunk as hell and His best friend told be that he has been in love with me the last 7 years.... FML

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By River_Runs_Red - 13/11/2017 15:21 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, I went to the bathroom at work for a number 1 and forgot to flush, as I remembered, a colleague walked into the cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad had I not just started my period. FML

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By Rayalany - 13/11/2017 07:01

Today it’s been a month since my brand new car got totaled when some asshole rearended me on the freeway as I was on my way to my birthday dinner. My insurance still hasnt solved anything and I still dont have a car FML

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By Nada - 13/11/2017 06:52

Today is my birthday. I spent hours prepping for a sub and sacrificed a $125 end-of-year bonus to take the day off to spend with my mom. We haven't had a day off to spend together in...ever? My younger (35) sister asked my mom to go with her to look at a dog. This morning. All day. She did. FML.

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By sigh - 13/11/2017 15:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after years of waiting for my husband to be "ready", we finally started trying for a baby (the one and only thing I have ever wanted in my entire life). We just found out he's infertile. FML.

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By 200dollarlover - 13/11/2017 05:14

Today, I hung out with a guy I liked at his apartment which is quite a long drive from my home. As I was leaving, I realized my car had been towed. He thought then would be the perfect time to let me know he didn't like me and I should find a ride home. Now i'm lonely and $300 broker. FML.

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By Undiepants - 13/11/2017 04:02

Today, my family went to see my grandparents house they’re having built. Apparently one of my panties were in the leg of my jeans and fell out, now my grandparents are livid and want to know which worker left female underwear on site. FML

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML

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Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML

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Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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