Today my girlfriend came out and told me that she not only has... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 05:14

Today my girlfriend came out and told me that she not only has a thing for a major douche bag at my school, but also my best friend. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:35

At least she was honest with you! It’s much better than finding out the hard way. Now you can quit wasting your time with her & move on to someone who’s more mature. Good luck!

TheEndIsNigh 10

Thursday 16 November 2017 0:02

When you say she 'has a thing' for them do you mean she wants to get with them, or just considers them attractive?

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 15 November 2017 15:35

At least she was honest with you! It’s much better than finding out the hard way. Now you can quit wasting your time with her & move on to someone who’s more mature. Good luck!

TheEndIsNigh 10

Thursday 16 November 2017 0:02

When you say she 'has a thing' for them do you mean she wants to get with them, or just considers them attractive?

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