Nearly FMLs

By SoonToBeHomeless - 07/11/2017 22:20 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was informed by my best friend of several years and current roommate that when our lease expires in 6 months, she’s moving out to live with her boyfriend. I took a new job and moved states to room with her 2 months ago, after she’d been encouragingly me to for the better part of a year. FML

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By izzy - 07/11/2017 21:37 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was at volleyball practice. My coach told us to do cartwheels from one end of the court to the other. I had never learnt to cartwheel, so I stood there in shock. I was the only one who couldn't do a cartwheel. My coach made me do 5 while everyone watched. FML

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By "GumStickExtraGmail" - 08/11/2017 01:23

Today, while sitting next to my crush in social studies, he leaned over and told me that I was a gay faggot and that I should "fuck a fish" FML.

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By "Stella5127" - 08/11/2017 11:01 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, as I was getting off the bus, I helped a sweet, little old lady wearing a pink dress down the steps. She gave me a hug and said "if only the world had more young men like you". I am, and always have been, a female. FML

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By Dracula - 07/11/2017 23:57

Today, I had to do my first ever walk of shame. My period came early, and, of course, I didn't have anything with me. To make it worse, I'm trans female to male and don't want anyone to notice that I'm transgender; I just want to be seen as a man. FML

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By Hannah - 07/11/2017 22:00

Today, I wanted to ask a coworker on a date but he was out, so I left an invitation to drinks and an origami flower on his desk. Thirty minutes later, HR emailed me saying that such behavior is unacceptable and I may lose my job. Romance is officially illegal. FML

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By Bryan Tann - 07/11/2017 20:03

I liked a girl. I told her that I needed to tell her something before we got too serious. She said I could tell her anything, it wouldn’t matter because she liked me a lot. I told her I had herpes. She blocked me.

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By #raelianchick186 - 07/11/2017 01:53 - Australia

Today, I found that for the last month, all the lost emails from my Business teacher had been going to an email I had shut down. Including an assessment notification that was sent the day before the assessment, when school policy says students should be notified 2 weeks in advance. FML

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By Blind&Broke - 06/11/2017 23:48 - United States - Round Rock

Today I got all my overtime pay. I had planned to use it to buy my family christmas gifts on cyber monday. instead I am using it to replace my glasses since my nephew destroyed mine and i can't see without them. FML

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By shameshame - 06/11/2017 19:36 - United States - Madison

Today, I was told that even though my brother is in prison from armed robbery and attempted murder I'm somehow the shame of the family for having a child out of wedlock. Fml

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2017 22:18

Today, the pictures from my husbands family and friends getting together went up on Facebook. Not only did I noticed another woman grinding up on him in some of the photos, but he looks happier than in our wedding photos. FML

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By badtrip - 06/11/2017 21:20

Today, I agreed to meet my ex at a bar for one beer after a long time. After hours of excessive drinking even at his place, we decided to hike to the highest point of the city to see the sunrise. The romantic mood was soon killed when I tripped in my heels and broke my nose hitting the ground. FML

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By Seriously? - 06/11/2017 20:32

Today, after 4 years together, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him. In a dream. With one of his exes. We're both straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2017 08:27 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today I realised that my girlfriend thinks that because she works more hours than me, she doesn’t think she should have to any of the housework and that I can just take time off to do it because I don’t have a “real” job. Fml

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By xxreikoxx - 06/11/2017 12:47

Today, I'm on mandatory bedrest and vocal rest. Knowing that means I'm not supposed to talk, my mum refuses to read anything that I write on my notepad. She also refuses to acknowledge me unless I communicate verbally. It hurts to talk, and she laughs whenever I do try to talk. FML

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By Lana - 06/11/2017 04:36

Today, has been almost 5 Months That my mother in law came to stay with us . It was supposed to be less than 3 months. And she seems to have no plans to leave.FML

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By stinker's friend - 06/11/2017 04:14

Today is the second time a particular friend staying with us has used the shower. It is also the second time I have had to clean poop out of the drain a few hours after he used it before giving my kids a bath.

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2017 04:08

Today, my almost one night stand asked to hang out again, almost bc he wasn’t able to perform. He’s cute and sweet so I decided to give it another go, it happened again. I tried to be nice and make light of it but that just turned into him crying and darting out of my apartment half naked. FML

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By bcmistake - 06/11/2017 03:52

Today, even though I haven't talked to my bio mom in 6 years she called me a birth control mistake on facebook. I don't have facebook either. No matter what I do I can't escape the crazy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2017 03:44

I found out that when my brother sharts himself at my house, he throws away his drawers, in my trash, and takes my clean drawers like nothing happened. we don't live at the same house..

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2017 03:36

I pranked my husband of 6 years by lying, telling him I cheated, to which he proceeded to admit he had been cheating on me with our 19 year old babysitter for the past year and a half

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By Zorion - 06/11/2017 00:56

So I threw a Welch's Fruit Snack into the air. I planned on catching it in my mouth, but my sister thought I was throwing it at her. I lunged forward, and she did too, her mouth agape. She left me with a bloody chin as her teeth made impact with my skin. Now I probably have an infection as well.

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By casedismissed - 05/11/2017 18:05 - United States - Rochester

Today, I woke up so hungover, I couldn't remember last night. I turned my phone on to call my girlfriend. My browser was open and my most recent google picture was "judge judy nudes". F.M.L.

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By Spoo - 05/11/2017 23:04 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today I got my new $2000 laptop. Whilst I was installing Windows 10 I knocked my coke onto it and it fried the thing. I hadn’t even used it. FML.

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By okaymyfriend - 05/11/2017 18:41

Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks of my life. I am diagnosed with Panic Disorder and I'm on medication for anxiety, but my mom still refuses to believe I'm not "doing this on purpose to embarrass her." FML

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By Hurt - 05/11/2017 18:22

Today, my partner of 8 years, father of my 2 young boys, cheated on me with some girl he barely knows. He can't descide wich one he loves the most, me or her. FML

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By uniqorn - 05/11/2017 17:00

Today, the dog ate my pearl necklace. Then vomited it back up. Then ate it again. FML

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By Deployed-man - 05/11/2017 15:41 - Spain - Beniel

Today, I received a dear John letter as a video from my wife having sex with another man because I'm not their to satisfy her. I am currently deployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 09:43 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, a girl I like actually invited me to her birthday dinner. Unfortunately my rampant self esteem issues and crippling fear of social situations forced me to blurt out “no thank you” very loudly. She looked so hurt at the rejection and started crying. I hate myself even more FML

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Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML

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Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

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Today, I saw the girl my ex cheated on me with had her baby. I wrote a comment on her photo about how the baby was a product of her affair with my ex. She disabled her comments and I kept getting DM’s about how I should, "stop being so negative." Apparently infidelity is not frowned upon these days. FML

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Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

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