Nearly FMLs

By "Jasmine Mia White" - 02/12/2017 17:06

Today, the place that finances my truck triple charged my account and each were $1,000. I called them and demanded a refund for the two extra payments that I didn't authorize, and they said they would refund my money in a week. My rent is due in two days and I have $10 to my name. FML

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By One Nut Nick - 02/12/2017 15:47 - Australia - Fremantle

On my first day of summer holidays I woke up at 5.30 with a pain in one of my nuts. I end up going into hospital at 7. After around 5 blokes feeling my gonads the took me in for surgery. Had a date planned as well. So now I'm stuck on the couch for two weeks with my one ball.

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By lostlover89 - 02/12/2017 01:31 - United States

Today, my high school crush told me that I'm a very beautiful woman with more to offer than most, but he didn't feel the "spark" when he kissed me, either time. He told me this 6 days later, while I was at work, over messenger. He still wants to be friends. I cried for the remainder of my shift. FML

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By ML23 - 02/12/2017 07:12

Today, I was excited because for once someone actually messaged me on facebook. Turns out their account was hacked. The hacker even used my name when attempting to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 06:04

Today I realized how fat I am when someone at the concierge of the hotel I was staying at asked me if I needed additional bottles of body wash. FML

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By shambi - 02/12/2017 05:16

Today, at my friends place, when I woke up in the morning I found out that his mom was making out with his dad's best friend. And all this while we thought that his dad was having an affair with his mom's best friend. FML

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By jessisdabest - 01/12/2017 22:13 - United States - Greenville

Today, I decided to take some personal time in the shower with the vibrating shower head. I spasmed as I finished causing me to lean forward on the shower curtain, pulling the whole rod down. This resulted in towels, the shower curtain, and various bottles just falling all over my naked body. FML.

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Not the weight loss I wanted

By Lighter - 01/12/2017 22:39 - United States

Today I found out the reason I've lost so much weight and have been so tired. I had a tapeworm. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 04:33

Today I was supposed to have a Magic the Gathering date with a cute girl at a comic store. Sat around for an hour and a half before accepting that I'd been stood up, and furthermore; she ghosted me hard. FML.

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 21:13 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking back through my medical records to gather them to take to my new doctor, I found some records about an MRI I had done and was told were "free and clean" with "nothing unusual." There's a hemangioma on my spine. So, a tumor on your spine isn't worthy of telling the patient. FML

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By "Lena59750" - 02/12/2017 00:01

Today was my grandfather's funeral. I had to say a few words for my siblings and I, because none of them wanted to do it, though they know I'm very emotional. I got chocked up and spoke too fast. Apparently, no one understood a word and my family reproach me for being unclear. FML.

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By Blackear - 01/12/2017 20:03

Today, I gave my students old headphones that have foam over the earpiece so that they could watch videos on the computers. A half-hour later, a student asked me a question, I looked at her and noticed her ear was black, as were all my students' ears. FML

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By BlownAway - 01/12/2017 11:54 - United States - Howell

Today, my friend told me that he got the best blowjob he's ever received in his life...from my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 10:45 - United States - Killeen

My work fired me because I called in 2 days in a row. I called in because my kid stopped breathing and spent 2 days in the hospital.

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By "Joshwarrior" - 01/12/2017 15:07

Today, on a chat app a girl tried to get me to pay her for sex. I said no but she was insistent and sent pictures. I then gave excuses and still said no. Now I am getting threatening texts and phone calls from her pimp. FML

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By icantsmell - 01/12/2017 13:31 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I’ve had a crush on for a long time got mad at me for not noticing her new perfume. I have anosmia. FML

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By Friedegg - 01/12/2017 11:15

Today, cops suddenly broke into my apartment searching for my missing flatmate when I was having fun with another guy hooked on Grindr. It took me minutes to convince them that I'm not the one they're looking for even if I'm neither Caucasian nor bisexual after all. FML

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By Hurt & Confused - 01/12/2017 10:54

Today I found out that my partner of 9 years just doesn’t love me anymore. He realised he never did & us getting married was ‘silly’. I’m completely reliant on him financially as he never let me work. And I studied to be a doctor. 32, single & jobless. FML.

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 10:51

Today, while writing up a lab report that was due in two hours my girlfriend threw a fit and broke my new laptop... cause I left her laundry in the dryer. There goes $800. FML.

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By Muslimgirlproblem - 01/12/2017 08:29

Today, I went to renew my passport. When the security guard told me to take my jacket off, I remember that I wore a sleeveless shirt. I'm a Muslim girl. FML

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By "Tenshihime" - 01/12/2017 08:06

Today, I hinted to my tinder match that I wanted to bang, after having a couple of dates. He told me he wanted to take things slowly, and told me he wanted a handjob. FML.

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By "orlandouchiha" - 01/12/2017 05:45

i have the habit of driving with my gf and resting my hand on her lap. (force of habit). today i gave my mom a ride.. you can imagine

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By Sufia - 01/12/2017 09:23 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today after spending a tiring day packing to move to our new apartment, my boyfriend suggested we should have a baby because "we'll have free labour ten years from now". Both of us have always agreed about not having children. FML.

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By "EmptyHeart22" - 01/12/2017 03:51

today after waiting for divorce papers for a month I found out I'm pregnant with my soon to be ex husband's baby

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By Blah - 30/11/2017 20:18 - United States

Today, I started a new job after a cross country move. I found out I have the same boss from several years ago. He hates me. FML

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By RIPeronni - 01/12/2017 01:40

Today, after getting a assigned my own department and working on a project I helped my coworker create, we presented it to our board who promptly shot it down and stripped me of my position claiming that I was essentially trying to ‘gain more power’. Office game of thrones? FML

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By hhhh32 - 30/11/2017 22:55

Today, after a week of near constant constipation, I took two laxative pills. Moments later, my crush asked if I wanted to see a movie tonight. I said yes. Wish me luck. FML

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By leenzbeanz - 30/11/2017 22:54

Today, I received my first salary. In order to celebrate, I decided to take my family of 6 out to dinner. Made sure that everyone ordered a three course. Card got declined. Thrice. FML

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By Ttbb - 30/11/2017 21:28 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I realised that my nose may be psychic. How? My hand has been inexplicably smelling of vomit all day long. Then my toddler threw up. Into my hand. FML

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By Dan - 30/11/2017 21:45

Today, my friends and I got our heads scanned in order to see whose brain is the most impressive. I have a golf-ball sized brain tumor in my frontal lobe. FML.

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Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

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Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML

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Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

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Today, I was finishing a cigarette outside of the mall when we heard someone fart. Turns out it was a little girl. They looked around, so jokingly I said, "We didn't hear anything." Her family giggled and so did we, until everyone realized the little girl was now sobbing. I'm a POS. FML

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