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Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24614) - you deserved it (58649)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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