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Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29843) - you deserved it (3484)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:34pm - work - by Humbug (woman) - United States (Washington)

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call them and explain the situation to them and tell them you've been out of town, it might work...

#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:10am by NatzSwifey

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@#4 do you read??? it says no internet or cell phone reception.

#5 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:46am by XxDarkSatoshixX

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