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Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (1073)

On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States

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