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Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's fucked up

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:09am by sorrysweety

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No good deed goes unpunished.

#3 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:38am by andreophile

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