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Today, I was at work, and some people came in looking for a particular couch. After looking for over an hour on the wholesalers website my boss walks over, makes me take my lunch break and then calls over the couple and takes all the credit for the sale. We work on commission. FML


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On 09/15/2009 at 1:35am - work - by Backseatseller (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Stab him. Stab him in the face.

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:09am by paivarotti

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I read this as the OP helping the customers find a couch for an hour, not searching for a specific one they already knew about but a particular kind of couch that fit their needs. Otherwise it would be much easier to find and obviously wouldn't take that long. The boss waited until they were set on a couch to swoop in and take credit for the sale.
Fyl. It was incredibly unfair of your boss to do that, and it cheated you out of the commission you deserved for helping the customers.

#10 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:35am by kiit

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