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Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
you should have smiled and said, "Well, I boned your mom"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.