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Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
Three solutions to this:
1) Wait until he takes a good long sip, and then say, "You really shouldn't be so rude to people handling your drinks. Does that taste funny to you?"
2) Before you even hand it to him, throw it in his face. You may get fired, but at least that guy got what he deserved.
3) If he's not good looking himself, say "No, but I'm sure you know how that is, huh? Did someone have rough high school days, hmmm?"
I would go with number 1. Just saying.
But dude that sucks. That guy is a condecending douche.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015