Is negging still a thing?

By coffeewench - 22/08/2017 04:29

Today, while I was reading in a park, a drunk bum started talking to me. After a few minutes of awkward conversation, he said, "You're really pretty, and you have nice eyes, but you have chubby cheeks. What's up with that? Did you eat a lot of peanuts when you were a kid or something?" FML
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hunterseal 18

I think it's best not to worry what an intoxicated and homeless person has to say, and I would avoid conversations with the homeless who are intoxicated if I were you.

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hunterseal 18

I think it's best not to worry what an intoxicated and homeless person has to say, and I would avoid conversations with the homeless who are intoxicated if I were you.

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sweetbliss3 37

he just wanted someone to talk to. no big deal.

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hunterseal 18

I don't think talking to the homeless in general is dangerous, but intoxicated can ( like anyone ) be dangerous. Most homeless are irrational already due to mental illness and drugs. You just always have to be careful and avoid dangerous situations

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RichardPencil 30

Is it ok to talk to drunk bums again? Maybe we can give hitch-hiking another try and letting kids go outside to play.

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Talented73 54

Was he referring to the cheeks on your face or the cheeks on your ass?

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mt21mt 15

This is one of those times when FML needs a "so what?" button...

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Talented73 54

That's okay, my GF's cheeks usually look puffy when she has nuts in her mouth.

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tolkien897 15

I'm part chipmunk, really. I store the food in my cheeks.

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