Alexa, play "Loveless" by My Bloody Valentine

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:30 - Australia

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Today, after enduring years in a sexless marriage, I asked my wife if she will make love to me ever again, to which she replied, "Probably not." Half an hour later she's talking about us going on a trip to Egypt next year. FML
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Hangryko 29

If that's a deal breaker for you, and she won't talk to you or a therapist about it, then it's time for a divorce.

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Charlie Given 26

Time for an annulment and make sure you state that is why you want it.

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Charlie Given 26

Time for an annulment and make sure you state that is why you want it.

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JackWood 20

It's time for a side. If not that get out.

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sdj215 18

Leave her or get a mistress. Your happiness matters. The only regret you will have is not doing it sooner.

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Hangryko 29

If that's a deal breaker for you, and she won't talk to you or a therapist about it, then it's time for a divorce.

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RichardPencil 30

You'll get to sail on De-Nial, instead of it just being the reply to your sex requests.

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poopface82 18

She made her decision. The ball’s in your court - you can accept it, go outside the marriage (whether with permission or not,) or leave. Your call.

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core01 30

Are you that dude that got roasted on reddit for whining about his frigid wife, but then she posted a rebuttal about how you literally couldn't put in 2 seconds of effort to help with *anything* while she worked full time?

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