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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51754) - you deserved it (1855)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)

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Put a huge smile on as you kick him in the balls. FYL though.

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:40am by Intoxicunt

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OP please tell me your next FML will read something like "I got fired today after putting my boss in a coma"

#18 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:00am by saze

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