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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59509) - you deserved it (2608)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)

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Put a huge smile on as you kick him in the balls. FYL though.

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:40am by Intoxicunt

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Seriously? What was he hoping to get out of that? And as for your wife, well, gee man all I can say is that's horrible. THAT'S a true FML if I ever heard one.

#9 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:44am by p00p0ster0us

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