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Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (27176)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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