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Today, I left something in my boss' office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breast feeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (18682)

On 07/06/2009 at 10:09pm - work - by superclutz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You should've knocked! ydi

#2 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:29am by RoqueSand

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now you have something that might get you a rise

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:32am by deaththekid

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