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By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breast feeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
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RoqueSand 0

You should've knocked! ydi

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the17doctor 12

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

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blackscent 0

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thabeast 0

^^^^^^^^^^^^ oh my god im fourth/ sarcasm get over yourself no one cares and to OP thats why you knock

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jasmine1259 2

OMG IM LYK TTLY 3RD DOOD KEWL @ at least you're a girl

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kindstranger110 0

1st, u should have knocked OP! and second, im soo enthusiasticated for u number 1 its beyond beliefe

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car8o8line 5

U get first comment for the first time and THAT'S what u decide to write?

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alexgisforme3 0

lol omg haha

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1234512345cj 0

Haha sweet man the look on her face must of been so funny!!!!!

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swagmonkey 0

Knock, you moron! It's not that hard. Even barring strange and unexpected stuff like this, you might just not have had to ask for the key if she answered the door...

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taraaa_fml 4

key word "usually" maybe you should have the decency to knock next time. ydi

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HeyitsPheddy 0

How did you not know her kid was in there? Seems like a kind of obvious thing to me.

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Seti_fml 0

her kid wasn't there, the OP said that she was pumping her breasts since she had just stopped breast feeding.

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tillinfinity 0

This is my first post. I signed up just t o tell you: You fail. lol.

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f_all_our_lives 4

@21 LOL good job btw OP... if you lose your job because of this incident...then FYL

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SoreThroat 0

Well...am I the only one who noticed the OP's name is superclutz? I'm sure that explains a lot. Right?

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sam_stalker 0

Were you staring? Always knock first!

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