Work: Oh, hello…

Oh, hello…

By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breast feeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 01:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML

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By WorryNot - 29/12/2016 01:22 - United States - Prescott

Today, I accidentally left a small but very important piece of my breast pump at home. Only ten more hours until the end of my shift. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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RoqueSand 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

You should've knocked! ydi

the17doctor 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:21

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

Comments

jack01 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:19

did you ever hear of the concept of knocking?

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:26

you still shudve knocked even if you think she wasnt in they

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:47

Why is your comment thumbed down when you were making fun of #1? Lmao, people are morons.

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:04

YDI and maybe FYL for the boss. I notice you had to go get a key from someone else. That leads me to believe that you didn't actually have a key. That would also lead me to believe that your boss didn't want you to have access to her office when it is locked. And maybe, just maybe, she didn't expect you to track down a key and barge into her office while the door was locked. I suppose you will knock from here on out though...

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:09

This turned into some sort of kinky lesbian lactation **** session, didn't it?

rocketdog 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:10

Knock.

10Gauge 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:46

is she hot?

beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:09

it's called knocking!!! it's when normal people tap on the door! and if it's locked she is most likely in there

Jllybn 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:34

Don't you think that she already knows that she should knock now? Some stupid people on here don't get that 50 other people already told her to knock.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:00

Wow. Even if there's nobody in there, and you're 99% sure, you should still knock and wait at least five seconds just in case. Now it was different when I accidentally walked in on my friend's mom going to the bathroom. She'd left the door OPEN. She didn't just not lock it...it wasn't even CLOSED. >_