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Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (9646)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I think you took fashionably late too far...

#3 - On 06/10/2014 at 12:52am by collegedream121

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That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

#2 - On 06/10/2014 at 12:52am by wastedpenguin

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