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Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45021) - you deserved it (6637)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

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Lost in Walmart? That poor old woman is as good as dead.

#4 - On 05/15/2014 at 6:49am by Coryj1220

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Look on the bright side. At least she isn't dead.

#3 - On 05/15/2014 at 6:48am by Kautkto

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