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Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.
Who the hell replies to a smiley face text with "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" anyways? That's just not right.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 May 2015