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Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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On 04/05/2014 at 1:48pm - work - by =( (woman) - United States (Texas)

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DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.

#4 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:33pm by Welshite

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Who the hell replies to a smiley face text with "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" anyways? That's just not right.

#11 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:40pm by Krirn

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