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Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44647) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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I think now you should ask for a raise in your salary since you have more work to do

#3 - On 03/29/2014 at 2:43pm by saraitkddh

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Just say "No" to your boss.

#2 - On 03/29/2014 at 2:43pm by tpm45

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