Drugs and Work: Just Say Yes

Just Say Yes

By bringthemback - 29/03/2014 10:34 - United States - Columbia

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 097

You deserved it 4 245

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By nowork - 28/08/2013 03:21 - United States - Liverpool

Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 398

You deserved it 7 735

Never trust a cookie

By Anonymous - 06/01/2022 14:01

Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 619

You deserved it 172

By DantesInfernalRage - 12/09/2017 13:00

Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 921

You deserved it 252

Legalize it

By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 15:01 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML

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You deserved it 1 459

Unfair

By I'm not a junkie ffs - 26/11/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML

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You deserved it 123

By evomadrid24 - 02/06/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 171

You deserved it 2 797

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 245

You deserved it 268

By dragynfyre - 06/03/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 900

You deserved it 2 127

By Confused - 13/05/2013 14:39 - United States - Bath

Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 621

You deserved it 3 135

By Ineedlotsofwater - 23/01/2015 16:41 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 722

You deserved it 2 735

saraitkddh 47

Saturday 29 March 2014 19:43

I think now you should ask for a raise in your salary since you have more work to do

tpm45 25

Saturday 29 March 2014 19:43

Just say "No" to your boss.

Comments

vikky538 28

Sunday 30 March 2014 8:05

I know how it feels like... sorry OP

webslasher01 10

Sunday 30 March 2014 10:41

find another job the demand four times the money for the extra work, if he fires you you have the back up and if he agrees then you get a temporary raise

CSUNMSU 5

Sunday 30 March 2014 15:36

You can always quit. That's the joy of working in a right-to-work state

Dumbledora 9

Sunday 30 March 2014 16:20

Christ, if my workplace did that, I'd be the only one left. Try negotiating with your boss. Use force if necessary.

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:25

Let's fire everyone who drinks alcohol or smokes, they're drugs aswell you know. Some of the comments here are completely ridiculous and ignorant. -.-

sk8ter23 5

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:34

sounds illegal

profligatesoul 18

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:06

Dude, this is a good thing!!! Congrats on keeping your job! The added work load might seem like it sucks but this is your opportunity to show some grit and excel!

starcaller17 16

Sunday 30 March 2014 21:19

Where are you? I need a job....

WTF_BRAIN 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 22:13

Do you at least get paid more?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 30 March 2014 23:46

The Boss is stupid. He now has to hire and train multiple people while overworking his current staff making it more likely they will quit as well. He should've just fired 2 or 3 to make an example out of them and threatened the rest. He may have just set back the company for the rest of the year.