Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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JessicaFLovve 9
it's the perfect disguise!
yarani 26
Love the way this is written xD
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Comments (75)
cuddlefishtate 2
First? :D
CoolCo 6
Need something more added to it!
LowExpectations 30
It needs more cow bell!
buckdharma 37
A donut?
XanderJayNix 17
Pubes?
PenguinBitch 43
Nutella?
chabelo 10
coworkers will start to feel uncomfortable
Ali_Br_fml 33
Yeah, they can add the same thing to the other end and it's a bone 8=8 There!! it's no longer vulgar! (: (I'm sorry if someone else said this before, I didn't scroll through all of the comments yet)
chinaski7628 32
Time for sexual harassment training!
thefrenchenglish 6
Penis ans balls... a party of tennis
dancinwookie 21
What?
a_wiener_d0g 15
#48 he's an alien, he hasn't completely figured out the English language yet
Eleanor6141 11
#48, your picture goes great with your comment. c:
thefrenchenglish 6
sorry, i m french and i want tout improve my english on FML:)
b00kn3rd 14
I've done that. Make it a rocket ship or...just THROW THE PAPER AWAY! Perhaps coloring is your forte...?
el_mermaid 16
Or draw it riding a motorcycle stunt man...penis in this case lol (referencing to superbad)
b00kn3rd 14
I guess no one likes our ideas...perhaps if asked they can say it's a picture of his boss. "I don't see it. To me it looks more like a di....oohhhh."
JessicaFLovve 9
it's the perfect disguise!
thatnucca 36
Seth 2.0... Ball, dick, ball, in that order...
WarriorBl00d 9
Do you even think about what you're doing... Or?
ComoEsJuan 24
Finish your comment! Think, man, think! I need to know what that "or" is! or... or, no, I don't.
yarani 26
Love the way this is written xD
datkenna 20
Last sentence is the best part of this fml
myescapeplan 4
The comments are the best part of every fml
Pancakes017 19
Change it to a cat. Quickly.
hashshim 23
Or an elephant. The balls could be ears and the rest would be the trunk!
AllStache 11
Or Squidward
RavenTheFoxx 16
Or an upside-down whale.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Now they know how ballsy you are!
Juicenub 25
This FML reminds me of Superbad, lovely film. also, FYL
UnicornFarts 15
Don't forget to add the veins.
Juicenub 25
And the wings, of course.