Health: Know it all

Know it all

By Ishikur - 03/02/2016 13:33 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

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By robbed of youth - 02/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML

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By ChessNut - 27/11/2018 12:00

Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML

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Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 02:00

Today, I had to deal with a lady who claimed her son was autistic to try and skip the queue. Even her son was saying he’s not autistic, and she was screaming in his face that yes he was. I happen to be genuinely autistic. Security threw her out, and I was jealous that I didn’t get to do it. FML

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By Badatlife - 23/06/2014 16:19 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, a guy at work pulled me aside to tell me that I probably shouldn't be working a job where I have to interact with customers, because of my autism. I don't have autism. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML

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Charming

By lordoftheweird - 31/05/2022 05:00 - Canada - Ladysmith

Today, I realized my coworker can't comprehend English, or any other language. When I mentioned this to a coworker, they accused me of being an ableist. This is the same person who insults him to his face, knowing he can't understand her. FML

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What's your excuse?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 06:00

Today, I'm in a legal dispute with my neighbour, but he uses his autism as an excuse for being an asshole. I know people with autism much worse than his who are the nicest people, but this guy uses it like a get-out-of-jail free card, especially in front of police, or whenever we go to court. FML

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What's your damage?

By Anonymous - 01/10/2022 21:30

Today, my therapist mentioned we should look into the possibility of me being autistic. When telling my boyfriend what she'd said, he replied, “I don’t think you’re autistic, just damaged.” FML

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The more you learn

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 00:01

Today, I learned why my boyfriend always jokes that I'm 'autistic'. I thought it was just a strange inside joke. Turns out that he truly believes I'm a part of the 'special-education' community. Even worse, after a fair amount of research, I'm convinced he's right. FML

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Second opinion

By AngryAspy - 21/05/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I asked if my psychiatrist would test me for autism, as I believe I may have it. His response? "You probably don't. Stay off social media once in a while." Well fuck me for wanting a professional opinion I guess. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:23

Ignore people like that, they love starting fights. If he does it again, say, how would you describe it? And when he's completely off. Correct him on everything :D

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:31

"Sometimes, the gap in typical communication skills can cause unwarranted, aggressive reactions—" "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ABLEIST SHIT!"

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TheSmartAss10 21

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:23

Ignore people like that, they love starting fights. If he does it again, say, how would you describe it? And when he's completely off. Correct him on everything :D

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:27

The person OP is referring to seems like a Tumblrite extremist, so no reason to give them any attention.

LiveForSenpai 13

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

HumanitysFinest 15

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:25

I'm sorry OP. Don't listen to douches like him. Ignoring them is usually the best way to fight back. :3

ekimen 22

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:25

The symptoms of autism differ hugely dependant on the level the sufferer is on the spectrum. He's just being ignorant, ignore him.

mrsmikelowrey 15

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:28

Thank you for having a brain. Seriously.

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:27

I hope you put him in his smug place.

bigcdawg7111 12

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:29

every one immediately thinks That the "professional ****" is a dude.

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:02

Lol I pictured a female.

harlsnerdbird 9

Friday 5 February 2016 5:53

I also pictured a female lol

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 5 February 2016 14:23

so did I because why a **** if a dude and not a dick then?

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:31

"Sometimes, the gap in typical communication skills can cause unwarranted, aggressive reactions—" "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ABLEIST SHIT!"

TheAspieDork 27

Thursday 4 February 2016 3:42

This is amazing

mattyiscool123 26

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:31

Isn't that coprolalia?

rivimatt 20

Thursday 4 February 2016 5:53

*Turns to face camera with a "Really?" look on their face*

XxCreepaslayerxX 9

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:36

But you can't react to anything anymore because of the fine bros

pineapple_stick 4

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:33

Don't listen to that douche. It was a stupid idea for him to do that, and you should try to avoid that idiot.

TrickyDeath 14

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:35

Sorry, OP! Some people are Grade A asshats.

nickie_94 18

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:38

Some people will always be ignorant. Tell her to keep her "lectures" to herself

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:40

Where do I sign up for this 'Professional ****' position. I feel that I have the skill set down cold, and I have decades of experience. How do I monetize this?