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Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Sorry for your shitty boss OP. You should definitely look for another job, or refer him to upper management.

Besides it's not like you knew how the guy would react.

#1 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:24pm by Ambient25

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The higher up, the lower the IQ

#5 - On 12/06/2013 at 11:27pm by cakeandfilm

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