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By anonymous / Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:33 / Canada - Saint John's
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By  MellyBee  |  9

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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By  MellyBee  |  9

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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  lilikawaii  |  6

That's no fun! Sometimes immaturity Is fun. I'd respond with pictures of myself gasping in disgust and eventually passing out from the toxicity. :P at least you're not really smelling them. :)

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  beccaishereyay  |  11

Why does everyone think they're better than everyone else lately?? He's probably not that immature, just a really bored guy haha. There's no reason to be rude to your boyfriend... Even if he is being gross.

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  CareFace  |  16

Holy crap.. I don't believe there is actually a down to earth girl on FML that doesn't straight out say "dump him"... #16 takes the girlfriend material cake!

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  CareFace  |  16

I'll be one to say, toilet humour is funny. It'a a humour that will never die out. Though, queefs? That's just disgusting. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Meg are farting away in the bath tub, bubbles then come from the front of Meg, and Stewie runs away screaming. There's a reason for that. Lol.

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  CareFace  |  16

38 - that emits from a VAGINA. And if they have a bad odor, that queef gonna stink. How would you like a fish fart from the front bum?!

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  rubberduckie94  |  13

I am not one to get hung up when guys fart. A lot of the time it is funny. But for you to say queefs stink blah blah blah. Have you smelt yourself when you fart? That's not roses that comes out of your ass several times a day guys. Besides queefs are harder to control than farts and how many times have you actually heard it once maybe twice in your life? I am not mad I just wonder why some guys expect women to always have complete control of their body.

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  sk8ergirl553  |  0

I completely agree. On my bus(I'm fourteen) all the guys talk about farting and if one girl makes any sort of gross sound they're teased about it. It really sucks being stuck with people that are so immature each day. Double standards suck.

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  deadbabies  |  0

OP should look at this as a bonding experience. Years down the line when they start drifting apart because he'll hide all his problems and concerns and let them build up all because he felt embarrassed to be open with her because she rejected his attempts to strengthen their bond, she'll look back and regret not embracing his flatulence and requiting it with her own.

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  deadbabies  |  0

34- Actually, it does, since he suggested a farting competition which is the bonding experience I mentioned. However, you being an uneducated dipshit has nothing to do with either comment.

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I agree. I wish my boyfriend would fart in front of me. I hate that we're not at that point in our relationship were we don't have to be embarrassed by bodily functions. Besides, I fucking hate holding mine in.

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By  MEM0817  |  18

How romantic! I wish my man did that for me... mine just tells me he loves me and buys flowers all the time... asshole!

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